#stressuma

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

12 xisuma's polycule vs xweltho: poll here

xbralisuma vs xbsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

[hmshermitcraft]

Stress joined the mafia purely to see Xisuma in a suit

She doesn’t regret her decision at all, she gets to stare at Xisuma, who looks incredibly hot in a suit and she gets to make all kinds of poisons without any repercussions. So for her it’s a win win situation 

[hermit-crab-shit]

about a week ago i had a dream i was roeplaying with someone. but like... we had a set. we had a trained animal who is legit as strong as a ravager. we had costumes. i was xisuma, the other person was stress. i can say the visor doesnt make everything purple, however, it was a dream. it started with a treasure that was being guarded by a ravager that we had to get, i went with stress- oh and i'm calling them stress because i dont know who it is- and stress stayed behind a little while i grabbed the treasure. the ravager saw me and started chasing me. and, we went across ice to get there, so then on the way back we were slipping, and since stress was further behindshe got there quicker, but i kept slipping and the ravager broke the ice then i fell in, and the ravager was able to get me. then the dream ended. y'know, if you fall, get hurt, or die in a dream it ends. you wake up. i dont know why, but that happens. i decided since it was left on a cliffhanger im gonna continue it as a stressuma fanfic. and make it more hermitcraft related. im pretty sure there was a person dress up as tango where we started, and i mean, tango's the ravager guy, why didnt he help? doesnt make any sense, but i'll make it different. i'll do it on wattpad. anyways, i need to get to school. im doing this now to remind myself

[xisumashiptournement]

Rensuma vs Stressuma

rensuma

stressuma

Voting ended onSep 24, 2024

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #485

Stress’s hands are always covered in nicks and cuts from slipping up with shears, pricking her fingers on thorns, or just chapped skin. Xisuma kisses all the cuts better when she gets back from work, and then makes her sit down before she tries to make a recipe involving lemon juice.

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #386

Stress loves doing the hermits’ makeup, and she gets a slew of requests each pride. But one hermit she’s never helped is Xisuma, because he never takes off his helmet. But one year, he shyly approached Stress and asked her to paint a bi pride flag on his cheek. No one could see it under the helmet, and the glitter stayed on the inside of his helmet for months, but they both knew it was there. Stress sometimes caught Xisuma touching his helmet where she’d done her work.

[hmshermitcraft]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The absolutely adorable fill for Stress x Xisuma is in!