#falsuma

[kxm1n4]

WE LOST FALSEREN BUT WE GOT FALSUMAAA !!! 😋

[sushio3]

OH MY GOD XISUMA+FALSE MOMENTS, MY FALSUMA DUO

ive been in hiding this whole time, falsuma...falsuma....

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

12 xisuma's polycule vs xweltho: poll here

xbralisuma vs xbsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

[hmshermitcraft]

for the theme: flowers

xisuma likes making scented pouches. yeah, there is lavender and roses and other very nice smelling flowers. but! nothing beats getting false to go on a pretend date with him to collect edelweiss flowers. being able to put one behind her ear while she is being completely oblivious to the meaning will never get boring to him.

and man oh man - her face when etho, xisumas boyfriend, tried to explain this weird confessing habit of his when he saw the blossom in her hair, that face might have been more than picture worthy

Xisuma isn't trying to fool anyone he's just... Embarrassed. He's never been one for big eloquent confessions. He finds normal speech hard enough! So, he threads flowers into people's lives - through scents, gifts or decorations - and hopes they speak loudly enough.

Etho is used to following in Xisuma's footsteps to tell people. He always enjoys seeing their realisation, plus it makes Xisuma happy. The guy deserves it.

[waveridden]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Welcome to the Imperial Senate,” False says, with a smile that doesn’t reach her eyes. “Saying what you mean can get you killed.”

Two senators, a bodyguard, four days, and a plan to cause some trouble. False/Ren/Xisuma, Star Wars AU, 12.7k.

[lady-astras]

Fanfic i wrote 2 years ago

Grian, the amazing waffle lord was highly respected and revered throughout the ancient kingdom of Hermitcraft Season 6.  One day, in a later rendition of the sacred kingdom, for there had been many, a new member joined. Though unbeknownst to the other members of the sacred land, she was traitorous. Christened as Pearlescent Moon, often called Pearl, she sought to bring down the mighty waffle lord.

One day, the mischievous daughter of the goddess of untruths and the ruler of the universe did sacrilege. She dared to pour water on the lord of waffles head, for his hair was made of the thing he ruled over. She called at him, teasing him about being soggy waffles. Then, she did the unforgivable. She sold him at a market, for none recognized him as the mighty lord.

Pearlescent Moon, who was at the market that day, realized her one in a million opportunity to make a fool of this powerful god. She bargained a lot, in fact, a bundle of diamonds and two blocks of solid metal, forged in the underworld. Many of Pearlescent Moon’s riches went into this deal, for she did not want to take any risks in her plan.

When the lord of waffles awoke, for he had been sleeping, he was baffled. He had never been mistreated before. He was locked in a cell, deep in a dungeon. And the waffle lord Grian was soon forgotten by all the civilization.

[hermitshippingbigbang]

T-Minus 4 Days!

Nobody panic! There are only FOUR DAYS LEFT until June 24 when Writer Sign-ups for the Hermitshipping Big Bang 2023 CLOSE!

We would like to take a break from spamming the popular ships tags today, and instead reach out to all the rarepair enjoyers! If you have a rarepair from Hermitcraft or other related SMPs, now is your chance to add at least one more fic and one more art to some of the more neglected shipping tags! With over 60 artists already signed up and nearly 100 writers, you're bound to find someone else who enjoys your favorite content-less pairing! We don't want to spam the rarer tags, so we're only going to tag these ships this once. (Feel free to help spread the word by reblogging, though!)

Be the change you want to see in the world and sign up to be a writer in the Hermitshipping Big Bang 2023 before June 24!

[pixiemage]

For the ask game -

Falsuma (False x Xisuma)?

[For the Ship It? ask game]

Oh wow, everything in my inbox is stuff I've never actually sought out before 😂 This is gonna be fun!

Don’t Ship It

Why don’t you ship it? ||| It's not so much that I dislike it, as I just don't tend to read much False-centric stuff. I don't watch her POV very often, and even from what I do know of her, I have a hard time picturing her with anyone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I have this mental image of her as an independent badass who prioritizes friendships over any other kind of relationship. And as for Xisuma - listen, other than whatever Keralis dishes out toward him (because let's fact it he's like that with A LOT of people), I can't picture X as anything but bitchless lmfao, and I mean that in the most affectionate way possible!

What would have made you like it? ||| I'm not sure? Maybe if I knew more about False I'd find some points of connection between them. I do tend to be a multishipper, and I'll enjoy most ships in fics if they're written right! This just isn't one I even knew existed before now and I haven't seen anything for it. I'd be curious to know where it came from!

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? ||| Just from what bare minimum I know about them and whatever dynamic they might have, I can picture both of them being the kind of people to stare at a disaster and say "This is fine", though False would be making an uncomfortable face while she tries to parse out how to fix things, and Xisuma would be muttering PG curse words to himself and sweating bullets behind his helmet where nobody can see. I can see them taking turns in being the Put Together one of the pair, and being someone to lean on for the other when things feel like they're falling apart. Just - swapping roles like clockwork when needed. I dunno, if someone sends me a good story for it, it might grow on me ^^