When I see spelt out sneezes, spelt out hitches, or sneezes described in A LITTLE too much detail in a " vanilla " fic..
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When I see spelt out sneezes, spelt out hitches, or sneezes described in A LITTLE too much detail in a " vanilla " fic..
being an asexual sneeze fucker is crazy cause. why am i s3xually attracted to sneezes and sneezes only. Oh, ok, its not a thing to add to s3x its just SNEEZES??
I love that rough, closed-off man. Now make him desperately sneezy... Throw in some mess, yes, yes... Maybe a few nose rubs..
You ever so blissed the fuck out of a sneeze that you forget you're with people, so you gotta compose yourself like "Haha, what? I didn't enjoy that at all. Whhhhaaaaaattttt??"
nose rubbing is BEAUTIFUL. Especially when it's messy. Anyone else really really like the squelch?
Anyone else with a sneezefet AND a wingfet?
Such a beautiful combination (which I have.) Because like. You know. Inducing. With wings. The wings acting as tissues for the sneezer, and they just rub their nose over their own wings. Or even better, kink!character A, and wing!character B. Sickie!character A, and wing!character B lets them sniffle into them, wings curled around them as they sneeze helplessly into their chest.
Reading sickfics is all shits and giggles till you're the one who's sick and realize how not-hot it is
I'll think it's hot again when I recover.
When you started out writing mindless-lizard brain horndog snz, then pivoted to hurt/comfort intensely hurting snz ANGST