Jan 22
When I see spelt out sneezes, spelt out hitches, or sneezes described in A LITTLE too much detail in a " vanilla " fic..
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When I see spelt out sneezes, spelt out hitches, or sneezes described in A LITTLE too much detail in a " vanilla " fic..
being an asexual sneeze fucker is crazy cause. why am i s3xually attracted to sneezes and sneezes only. Oh, ok, its not a thing to add to s3x its just SNEEZES??
A snzfucker who just had the MESSIEST fit ever and is just . . . lingering in the mess. Leaned back idly playing with their nose, debating if they should clean up or get back to it.
I love that rough, closed-off man. Now make him desperately sneezy... Throw in some mess, yes, yes... Maybe a few nose rubs..
Thinking about a sickie (A) being intentionally gross to 'piss off' their rival, who they do not know has the kink (B)... I'm obsessed with Enemies AND lovers; I apologize. A blowing their nose right in front of B, seeing their jaw lock, thinking—Take that, you stuck-up prick. And B thinking, OH GODS, I'M HORNY RIGHT NOW. B has a very pristine and upper-class style to them; you'd assume they're a germophobe... They are the very opposite of that.
You ever so blissed the fuck out of a sneeze that you forget you're with people, so you gotta compose yourself like "Haha, what? I didn't enjoy that at all. Whhhhaaaaaattttt??"
Rapid sniffling and rapid nose rubbing. That's all.
nose rubbing is BEAUTIFUL. Especially when it's messy. Anyone else really really like the squelch?