#snzfcker

[snttyinleather]

When I see spelt out sneezes, spelt out hitches, or sneezes described in A LITTLE too much detail in a " vanilla " fic..

[daystar428]

Soo Big

The tickle is enormous, the build ups are huge, and the sneezes are soooo big 🌬️🤯

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Classic announcements: I'm gonna, I need to- , Sorry I can't stop -, you're making me-, I'm about to - , I can't holdback -, please pleeehh-, I don't need to- , I gotta holdback- , It's building-, Oh no-, It's tickling - , I need a tissue-, it feels so good- , I want to-, Pardon me-, urge to sneeze-, help me-,

✨💚Cheers! If you have other ideas for audios feel free to send me an ask. Can't promise I can do everything but suggestions are welcome. Let me know what you think of this one above👆 and DNI if your not a sneeze blog and 18+.

[bluerose777]

So sneezy in my black bra! 🖤❤️🤧

Rapid, wet, girly sneezing fits into tissues, no nose blowing mess shown. 💜 Unzipping my winter coat to reveal I'm only wearing a bra and panties. 💕 My scarf is the only item of clothing completely removed. 💗

Trying desperately to talk through my sneezes as I tell you how much I love this bra, sneezing wetly onto my bouncing cleavage, my tummy in full view as I can't stop sneezing 😍

Full clip at the usual places tomorrow ❤️

[whoran2]

bitches on snzblr be like “men with kitten sneezes.” and get one million reblogs

[lostsneeze]

The magical tower is inhabited by a horny elf sorcereress with a long pointed nose who purposefully puts on perfume she's allergic to when adventurers visit so she can flirt during wardrobe malfunctions caused by her huge sneezes.

[itchyhitchy]

part two with the biggest fit I’ve ever had! it was SO FUN, super satisfying, and luckily for me, it definitely lowered the scare levels of doing a ton of chhinkni. enjoy! (also send asks for what new angles you want to see)

cw: big chhinkni sneezes, spray and mess, a touch of talking, laughing, bit of groaning at the end

messy video below!

+ don’t reblog to vanilla blogs please +

[rachwavs]

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Sneezy Snowtrace

Se/thos managed to get H/at Guy to play snowtrace with him! He wants you to join too and hide with him. However, it seems the cold is a bit much for a desert dweller...

All Sneezing Characters are assumed to be 18+

Thanks to @hachiibun not only for the sneezy snowtrace idea but also for the wonderful art! Hope you enjoy!

Wa/nderer appearance because I thought it'd be funny. Enjoy

I hope you enjoy, and as always,

‼️‼️DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS

[russdaman]

Anyone ever been out doing normal things and then someone mentions they might sneeze and then you can feel your heart start beating very fast?

So I was out today getting ready for a work thing. I stopped to get a haircut since I have some meetings that I need to look more “professional”. Anyhoots, this nice lady was cutting my hair, it was near the end of her shift so we didn’t talk much, I could tell she was tired. She was trimming my beard, and then all of a sudden, she stops and says “ooh, I think I might have to sneeze”. So at that point, my heart went from beating normally to beating as fast as Dale at Talladega, and I’m sure my face was red haha. She built up some, but then lost it (damn false starts lol). She never did sneeze, but she kept sniffling the rest of the time (around my ears obv since she was cutting my hair).

So that was a thing that happened today, maybe not a sneeze, but pretty much everything around it haha. It did get me thinking though. Barbers or hair stylists (whatever you wanna call them) must inhale some serious irritants though their noses. First of all, tiny hairs of course, but then also all the various powders (like talcum powder), shampoos, oils, and creams that are used in hair cuttery (is that a phrase idk lol).

Now, I’m thinking of a person in the trade with a vary sensative nose being tickled and irritated constantly by everything, having to sneeze constantly, blow their noise. That might be a fun idea to collab with someone where one is the client, and the other is the sneezy hair stylist. Funny how a real life scenario can make ones imagination run wild hahaha.

Thanks for coming to my snzfker tedtalk.