Shit Iâve heard high schoolers say pt. 12
-THIS IS WHY I'M GAY CAUSE GUYS ARE STUPID
-Youâll open my heart with your ass
-what if we put a whole bunch of adderall into a toaster and just bake that shit
-you know the seven deadly sins? Microwaving bacon is the eighthÂ
-If youâre gonna be depressing at least be sparkly about itÂ
-Why do anything when you could just...not
-I think maybe i need a hug that lasts like a whole year
-Doesnât the term âsplit your pickleâ sound weird but kinda beautiful?Â
-I think if you got me a mood ring itâd be a rainbow at this point
-Yeah people are wack. I like memes.Â
-So the long of the short of it is I'm gonna fail as a human and should really just aspire to be a disgrace
-Why do homework when you can eat
-okay so milk in a bag tapsÂ
-whatâs it called when you get kidnapped and they take your organs
-you canât just flirt with my nap schedule like thatÂ
-my life is just one big series of unfortunate eventsÂ
-my favorite sport is playing Spot the Juul when yâall post selfiesÂ
-we got dinosaur juice in our grounds!Â
Do you mean fossil fuels?Â
-I just really want someone to slurp vodka out my belly button