Shit I’ve heard high schoolers say pt. 12
-THIS IS WHY I'M GAY CAUSE GUYS ARE STUPID
-You’ll open my heart with your ass
-what if we put a whole bunch of adderall into a toaster and just bake that shit
-you know the seven deadly sins? Microwaving bacon is the eighth
-If you’re gonna be depressing at least be sparkly about it
-Why do anything when you could just...not
-I think maybe i need a hug that lasts like a whole year
-Doesn’t the term “split your pickle” sound weird but kinda beautiful?
-I think if you got me a mood ring it’d be a rainbow at this point
-Yeah people are wack. I like memes.
-So the long of the short of it is I'm gonna fail as a human and should really just aspire to be a disgrace
-Why do homework when you can eat
-okay so milk in a bag taps
-what’s it called when you get kidnapped and they take your organs
-you can’t just flirt with my nap schedule like that
-my life is just one big series of unfortunate events
-my favorite sport is playing Spot the Juul when y’all post selfies
-we got dinosaur juice in our grounds!
Do you mean fossil fuels?
-I just really want someone to slurp vodka out my belly button