*gets a late start on homework* don’t you think it’s rather funny i should be in this position, i’m the one who’s always been so calm, so cool

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*gets a late start on homework* don’t you think it’s rather funny i should be in this position, i’m the one who’s always been so calm, so cool
I have no self motivation left at all and I have only sat one of this months three exams...
Oh and if America fucked up again the UK could head back into war with Ireland...
But yeah... Exams... Focus... Future..?
I can read a book in one night.
But I am also this bitch that needs three weeks to finish reading first page of anything when it is mandatory.
The Signs as things that distract me from studying:
♈ Aries: That one song on the playlist that makes me wanna speed down the highway while blasting it on full volume at 3 in the fucking morning.
♉ Taurus: Suddenly craving a snack even though I had lunch/dinner not long ago.
♊ Gemini: Getting the sudden need to go talk to people and hug everyone I know.
♋ Cancer: Spacing out while looking at the strong wind and heavy rain that are literally killing my plants.
♌ Leo: Being on my phone for extended periods of time (videos, messages, photographs, you know the drill) and doing a weird dance thing.
♍ Virgo: Looking at the baby birds that are learning how to fly and keep passing in front of my balcony and then getting upset by wondering what would happen if they fell and got hurt.
♎ Libra: The fact that the homework is about: (a)something boring, (b)a topic I don't like talking about or (c)something that requires extensive research.
♏ Scorpio: Remembering something embarrassing from 2016 and getting so upset I start ranting about it in my diary venting notebook and ignore the pile of assignments chilling on the screen of my laptop.
♐ Sagittarius: That one stupid meme/joke that's not even funny but still makes me cry from laughing too hard. Or saying a pun out loud in a ridiculous voice which makes me gain abs from laughing.
♑ Capricorn: Realising that I have more homework that I forgot about and researching stuff completely unrelated to the subject for writing purposes.
♒ Aquarius: Looking at the clouds moving and realising that the earth spins and that natural phenomenon are a real thing.
♓ Pisces: Ideas for drawing or writing, which results in me dropping my homework to focus on the new idea but then losing all inspiration and getting in a bad mood.
My sister, gazing at a Maths problem: I must understand this. To understand this is to pass my exam and for my life to be on a road to success, where I will hopefully be happy and healthy with a good job that isn't too boring.
Me, glancing at a Maths problem: lol wtf lmao *Proceeds to pick up phone and scroll through Tumblr while the song from Sharks Tale plays cheerfully in the background*
anyway this is an absolute shitpost but a while ago I was studying for an oral exam and instead of studying 40 pages from my art textbook or like sleeping, I texted @damcrows and
"but what if magnus looks at alec and 'shadowHUN'" "..." "lightwood, more like lightWOW" "I'm litterally begging you to stop"
@damcrows I love you how do you even put up with me
teacher: *dictates a very important lecture*
everyone: *writes without a second's distraction*
me: i wANT RED TOMATOES!!!
Me: *needs to write up all of the notes for the next chapter and is determined to do it before going to sleep*
Also Me: BUT I DONT WANNA!!!