#stupid witch

[uwumi1116]

idk why but he perfectly fit in my 20cm doll's clothes

how he looks btw↓

[moonchild-magick]

Here's a little witchy tip:

If you're burning leftover spell components to clear the energy when you're finished with them and your fire gets too big, DO NOT pour Gatorade over top of it to try and calm it or put it out. It just makes it worse.

Sincerely,

A very stupid witch who learned the hard way

[monstergrrl1313]

Stupid Witch Problems

I’m a fucking witch. And do you know how often my brain reacts to life’s problems with “hey! We can literally do a spell to fix this! Calm down it’ll be alright. Grab the book of shadows”? Never. Absolutely never. I lay around disassociating from the mix of anxiety and depression and create more problems for myself.

But when I fall in love with aging rockstars who are married and don’t know I exist, or when I decide I want to be famous, THEN my brain is like “dude, don’t you, like, have a spell for that?”

Anyone else on planet earth has any problem ever “It’s cool. I’ve got a spell for that! I got you”.

😑😑😑😑

Don’t worry guys I’ll be homeless and starving making a poppet to steal the heart of a rockstar. It’s fine. I make absolute total logical sense.

[candomblemistress]

Funny Mundane Events of a sick sad and FUCKING IRONIC world

This post is entirely ooc, nothing rp related, but you may read for your own entertainment.

So I had read somewhere that a good “money” spell is to light a green candle and put under it money, of course, asking for a better economy to come, luck with monies... and then when the candle was over all one had to do was to give that money away, preferably as a tip. 

So i did it, right? I put the candle, and when it was finished I forgot to pick the money I had put under it, i spent a whole day out and I had several chances to tip, which i did, but not with the spell money i had left at home. I felt so stoopid because it was the perfect day. This was past Sunday. 

I come home Tuesday and my aunt (who is one of the church ladies) comes to me very desperate and stressed because she was looking for the Church’s raffle winner, which had been unclaimed for days. 

She found out that the winning number was 13, and that she had sold the numbers 1 to 20, so SHE SOLD THE TICKET, she had traced everyone she sold a ticket to and so far the number 13 never appeared, it was between two people: Me and a neighbor, so she came asking if 13 was my number. 

And you know what? i don’t know, because the second I bought the ticket I trashed it, because I just bought it to help the church, and because i never win anything and I hate having my purse filled with useless papers. 

So I told her that, and you can imagine, the family almost kills me, because the church committee is refusing to say the name of the winner, they will wait until said winner comes and claims it with their ticket, which, IN CASE IT’S ME, it’s no longer possible. 

So that’s how close I was from a thousand dollars :) 

Which would come so in handy right now with my upcoming trip, debts and shit :)

So I’m like, I didn’t finish the spell, so the spell was like “here’s moneyyy NOPE” because I didn’t finish it? XD Who knows, I just thought life has a very sarcastic way of accommodating events, but then again, if I were god, maybe I’d be just as mean.

[the-witch-of-the-wood]

*polar vortex happens*

Me: it’s bc I didn’t celebrate Imbolc isn’t it

[theyoungraven]

//I’ve never been so angry at a TOS game before. Players are so stupid.

[ethereal-wishes]

I'm offended that Zelena called my name terrible! Stupid witch!

[geeklibrarian]

So Zuko just fell on my face from over the dryer...

I still have all my eyes, if you were wondering.