#clumsy witch

[hayweerc]

[crazycatsiren]

Didn't think I could burn myself on a plasma lighter yet here we are. 😬

[moonchild-magick]

Here's a little witchy tip:

If you're burning leftover spell components to clear the energy when you're finished with them and your fire gets too big, DO NOT pour Gatorade over top of it to try and calm it or put it out. It just makes it worse.

Sincerely,

A very stupid witch who learned the hard way

[willowoakwitch-blog]

Feeling good

So went to do my weekly shop in Lidl. Let's be fair it's just up the road from me. I walk in and there is a whole shelf of Aloe Vera plants... Down from £5.99 to £2.29.

Now I wish I had more money and more space in my house, I wanted to buy the whole shelf. But I managed to afford 3 new friends for my other Aloe plant and also picked up a basil plant for 59p.

Happy witch.

[whatabasicwitch]

I just dropped all the eggs shells I’d removed from their membrane on my desk and they went everywhere! Turns out they don’t protect you from clumsiness...

[newbirdinflight]

i accidentally knocked my incense holder over + now i have lemongrass incense ashes on my head am i cleansed

[purecamp]

fun fact about sharon: she's on her 25th iphone since season four

[hayweerc]