“daichi, baby, you can’t go to work! you work with the public. what if you get people sick? what kind of police officer gets people sick? your job is to serve and protect and you can’t even protect people from your own germs? no, you shouldn’t go!”
but he’ll try to go in any damn way😤
“nah, i’m fine!” he’ll say before going into a coughing fit.
stubborn man
he’ll get ready for work looking and feeling like shit, but he’s determined - he’s Going To Work™️
it would take an army to stand between him and his sense of duty
mans won’t listen to reason
so after he leaves, you send a text to his sergeant: “i tried! i tried to get him to stay home but he wouldn’t listen.”
sarge is like: “damn workhorse.”
gets yelled at by his boss at the station then comes back home
his sergeant’s all “what the fuck are you doing here? go the fuck home. that’s an order, sawamura! i’ll take your fucking badge!”
Home
45 mins later he comes walking back IN the door
and you’re just there like “mmhmm” as he hangs his tired head and mopes back to the bedroom to change out of his uniform and back into his pajamas
daichi: you texted him, didn’t you?
you: how far did you make it in before he turned you away?
daichi: he was waiting outside. wouldn’t even let me in the door.
“i told you. you work too hard, baby," you say, following behind him with the cooling strip you just grabbed from the fridge. you’d put it in there to start getting cold as soon as you realized he wasn’t feeling well.
he was on his back when you woke up next to him that morning, his t-shirt slightly damp in the front and back. he’d been sniffling and congested since he got home from work yesterday afternoon.
will still try to do everything himself
you’ll come through the living room to check on him and find that your sick husband is missing from the couch.
so you finally get him settled down on the couch only to return after leaving the room for a few minutes and…your husband is missing from the couch! AGAIN!
“are you serious?” you go looking for him, exasperated. “daichi?!”
“‘m in here,” he croaks from the kitchen.
“what are you doing?” you ask impatiently.
“i wanted more tea.”
“i told you if you needed anything, let me know, i’ll get it for you!”
you have to shoo him back to the couch while insisting that you’re going to take care of him.
Medicine
he’ll take medicine. he’s stubborn, not stupid. he’s Enneagram Type 1.
“if you get sick, you take medicine. why? ‘cause that’s what you’re supposed to do.”
Doctor
won’t go unless he’s been sick for a few days and isn’t getting better. and even then you have to make the appt for him sometimes. 🙄
stubborn, stubborn man. 😮💨 but you love him more than the sun loves the moon.
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♡‧₊˚ OSAMU
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Work
he wouldn’t go to work; it wouldn’t be difficult to get him to stay home bc he knows he works in the food business and he doesn’t want to contaminate any food or run the risk of spreading anything around.
he’s got customers AND employees to think about!
once he feels better tho and he’s not contagious anymore, even if his symptoms aren’t completely gone yet, he’ll go to work and wear a mask which is pretty standard if you're sick in Japan anyway.
Home
he’s just so chill
he’s been calling the shop every 2 hours. “how’s everything going? did so-and-so show up? did you clean out the rice cooker?”
he doesn’t mean to micromanage, he just misses his business. and he’s hands on. he works the front of the house ffs.
maybe he just calls a couple of times a day tho.
“how’s everything going? hm…okay. if you need anything, call. you know how to get in touch with me. please call me."
employee: "what?"
osamu: "what?"
Medicine
used to be anti-medicine UNTIL he became a business owner
“i don’t need no stinkin’ medicine.”
he’s a tough guy
but nowadays, he wants to hurry up and feel better so he can get back to work.
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♡‧₊˚ BOKUTO
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Work
he would be bummed bc he couldn’t practice or play with the jackals. he doesn’t even get to sit on the bench bc he has to stay home. the team is like “stay. the. hell. away. from. us.”
he got the whole team sick once so now he sneezes during practice and everybody just stops and turns around and looks at him like “istg bokuto! are you sick? if you sneeze again, you’re outta here, we are NOT going through that again!”
the whole team once got a stomach bug on his account. he tried to power through it and went to practice and they had a big match the next day, but everybody was fucking SHITTING, PUKING and the whole fucking team was down. they had to forfeit the game and chalk it up as a loss. they were so pissed at bo.
bo rolled his ankle during a game once and had to be benched. he was so bummed that he couldn’t play as you walked with him and the assistant coach to the infirmary to have it checked out. once there, his foot was propped and iced. you told him you’d be right back and he looked up at you with limp hair and sad owl eyes, but you assured him you’d be right back.
you ran to the away campus’s gift store and managed to find an owl plushie. you held it up, beaming at it. perfect! you rushed to the cashier to pay for it before running back to the infirmary.
holding the plushie behind your back, you opened the door and walked inside, bo’s hair and facial expression just as you’d left it. but his eyebrows arched in curiosity as you smiled at him before presenting him with the owl. his hair perked back up as a pouty smile covered his face, his big, round golden eyes filling with unshed tears.
“for me?”
“for you,” you nodded, proffering it with outstretched arms.
“y/nnnnn!” he cried, grabbing your arms and pulling you into his lap to hug both you and the plushie.
you kissed his cheek with a sweet smile. “i hope this helps you feel better, baby.”
he clung to that owl plushie for the rest of the game, like a mother owl protecting her owlet.
to this day, whenever he gets sick, he asks for the owl plushie. it’s his comfort lovey, his security plushie.
he’s so adorable…like an overgrown toddler, basically.
i luz he.
Home
B A B Y
he’s SUCH a baby about it the whole damn time
omg you will just hear him groaning from the other room
just “ohh ughhh ohmygod uhhh…i feel so awful…oh god i can’t breathe through my nose…ohhh i’m so hungry but i don’t wanna get up and get anything to eat…babyyyyy can i have a grilled cheese sandwich?”
he’s so sweet about it but he’s a baby
he’s such a hypochondriac, y’all.
Virgo much?
he’s all up on webmd using the symptom checker
“i don’t know, baby. what if it’s not just a cold? what if it’s this rare disease that’s only found in Antarctica?”
“bo, you don’t have that. only penguins get that. stop.”
you finally have to just take his phone away so he’ll stop googling stuff and trying to diagnose himself with a brain tumor
“bo, you not being good at math is NOT a brain tumor symptom!”
he gets so much as a sniffle and he’s down for the count
he can barely get out of bed
“baby, come check my head. am i hot? am i running fever? where’s the thermometer?”
“no, baby, you don’t feel warm.”
“are you sure? you better get the thermometer and check just in case.”
Medicine
will take ALL the medicines
he’ll be looking for the cough suppressant and you’re like “bo! you don’t even have a cough.”
“i don’t care! i need all the things!”
you have to keep the medicine cabinet under lock and key, otherwise you might find him hallucinating and drunk on a cocktail of NyQuil, DayQuil, Benadryl, eyedrops, heartburn medicine, and Orajel.
Doctor
calls a neurologist and tries to schedule a CT scan.
and you’re in the background, “BO! I TOLD YOU YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT PENGUIN DISEASE! DO NOT SCHEDULE A CT SCAN!”
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♡‧₊˚ SUGA
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Work
finally, someone with enough sense to stay home from work when he’s sick. you won’t have to tell him twice bc he cares about all the crotch goblins at school and doesn’t want to get all those kids sick.
Home
suga…he’s clever
and mischievous
getting him to stay home from work is a piece of cake, but good luck getting him to stay down
he takes care of others, not the other way around
you catch him doing stuff too
unlike with daichi, it’s not that he doesn’t want to be a burden, it’s that he can’t NOT be a caretaker?
you try to take care of him but he ends up taking care of you…and you’re not even sick?
like, not only does he not let you take care of him, he does stuff for you
he doesn’t go out of his way to do stuff for you, he’s just thinking like finally! i’ve got a day off during the week so i can get some things done around here. stuck at home, can’t go anywhere else so it’s a perfect opportunity to get caught up with housework!
you try to stay home too to take care of him but he INSISTS that you leave
“i will kick you out of the house if you don’t leave!”
so you leave - you go to work but before you walk out the door you point at him and you’re like “okay…but you better rest! i know you! you’ll take this opportunity to get a bunch of shit done around the house. don’t you do it! you better rest and take it easy!”
and he’s all “yes, okay, yeah yeah yeah. fine. go. bye.”
and sure enough you come home after work later and this motherfucker has done laundry, he’s probably prepped dinner, graded homework - and he’s laid up on the couch just GROANING bc of how terrible he feels. and you just look at him with your hand on your hip like “mmhmm! mmhmm! look at you now. see! i told you!”
he told you “sure! sure i won’t do any work…” liar
you come home and he can barely hold his head up.
poor guy.
“i don’t feel sorry for you. you did this to yourself.”
but you take care of him anyway. “suga? why do you do this to yourself, baby? next time you get sick i’m getting horse tranquilizer to make sure you get rest. i’ll put you down sir!”
Medicine
so when you get home and he’s remodeled the house, having forgotten to take any medicine so now not only is he exhausted from overworking himself when he should’ve been fucking resting, but also his symptoms have gotten out of hand.
“well,” you put your hand on your hip and raise your eyebrows at him as he lies groaning on the living room floor. “i hope you’re satisfied. because now you’re staying home tomorrow too. on the bright side, you’ve gotten all the work done around here so I guess tomorrow you might actually rest." cute dumbass sometimes.
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♡‧₊˚ ASAHI
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Work:
he’s so easy?
“asahi, you’re sick, baby. you need to stay home from work.”
“okay.” he’s not gonna argue.
he might try to say “well i’ve got such and such show coming up. i’ve gotta have this and that done…”
and you’re just “asa. that’s why you have people there to back you up. you’re not a one man team. your colleagues will help. you’ll more than make up for it bc you’re such an amazing designer! now go lay down.” and he will. 🥲
Home
he’s not gonna fight you on anything bc he doesn’t fight at all
he’s a lover, not a fighter
model patient
avoids conflict at all costs
“yes, darling. yes, dear. okay. okay.”
doesn’t complain
so easy to take care of
except he won’t ask for shit
will either try to get stuff himself or just go without bc he can’t decide what’s worse - burdening you, or getting in trouble for being up walking around again bc you told him to let you know if he needed something
so he just kinda tries to do without shit? and you have to come check on him.
“asahi? when’s the last time you had a drink of water?”
“uhh…two hours ago?”
“ASAHI!”
“it doesn’t matter what I do, i feel bad! i can’t win for losing!”
finally you get through to him and he’ll ask for shit, but he’ll apologize first. like “um, babe? uhh…”
“hm? what ya need, asa?”
“umm, i’m so sorry to bother you but would you…could you…possibly…maybe…potentially…”
“oh my god, spit it out. and don’t apologize.”
“oh,” he says, averting his eyes in shame. “s-sorry.”
“stahhp!”
"sorry"
Medicine
he will take it bc you told him to and he doesn’t want to fight
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◮ Suga LOVES romance and romcoms and it's canon that he stayed up one night, all night long, to watch as many romcom/romance movies that he could in one sitting. One right after the other. And he always knows what movies everyone's talking about when he over hears a convo about a line from a movie at school or work. Especially if it was from a romance or a romcom movie. Everyone loves him bc of his knowledge about movies and he's so easy to talk to about them, but really he's easy to talk to no matter what 😊
okay so ,,, i NEED some suga, kageyama, kenma and kuroo liking their team manager headcanons right now
(also i’m going to become the “💒” anon, i’m the one who requested the oikawa hc one 😏😏)
hi bae, ofc you can be the 💒 anon, love you <3
( suga x gn!reader; kenma x gn!reader; kageyama x gn!reader; kuroo gn!reader )
suga
okay if he liked you at all, he'd make it so obvious
suga's nice, he's nice to his teammates + friends so it would be hard to even notice that suga likes you in that way
it would be even harder if you the team manager bc he treats kiyoko almost the same
the only difference is that he wants to hang out with you outside of volleyball
but you don't notice the difference 🥲
the only one who notices is daichi because well- he knows suga the best<3
suga doesn't even deny it 😁
"okay you have to honest, suga .... do you like y/n?"
"mhm, yeah. you just found out?"
yeah so he's very smug about it
KIDDING BUT HE'S FINALLY LIKE "wow someone notices???"
after that daichi gives suga some advice⏤just go for it :)
um yeah so he just asks you out after that 🤨
you say yes ofc but you're still like "wait you liked me-?"
kageyama
he's so AWKWARD
oh my god
so so so so AWKWARD
awkward laughing, awkward waves, awkward running away when he sees you in the halls
you find out immediately
and so do his teammates
cue noya and tanaka making practice unbearable
"oh kageyama look y/n is looking at you" *poor boy turns around to see you talking w daichi*
"HAHWWHBFUEDHUNFEUDNWE LOOK, LOOK NOYA LOOK HE LIKES Y/N"
"could you be any louder-?" 🙄
okay so you find out immediately but you don't do anything because 1. you don't wanna tease him bcs the team already does that, 2. you want him to pursue you <3
anyway the only who gives good advice is asahi + suga
"just walk up to her! she's sweet, i promise"
"yeah! but um, maybe not during practice because you're sweaty and um" *whispers* "noya and tanaka"
it takes him a while and LOTS of pep talk from suga and hinata
he FINALLY walks up to you after class
you smile at him and then he runs away and youre just like "oh my god this is tiring" 🙄
so you, the queen you are, chased him and asked him on a date<3
"w-wait you're asking ME on a date?"
"yup, so is that a yes or no-?"
*nearly passes out* "yes."
then when you and kageyama started dating noya and tanaka still teased you 😕
rumor has it they still do it to this day
kenma
at first he doesn't understand his feelings
like- he thinks they're platonic?
yeah um kenma babe blushing and butterflies when y/n texts you isn't platonic 😁
anyway he can't decipher between platonic and romantic feelings
kuroo is the first to know
even before kenma even MENTIONS IT
he just knows
call it bestie intuition 💅🏻
so yeah he has to TELL KENMA he has a crush
"you like y/n, kenma?"
"yeah i do ... ofc i do?? why would i dislike her"
*rolls eyes* "no i mean crUSH WISE YOU IDIOT"
yeah so THEN his feelings sort of hit him
then he changes????
like he doesn't look at you, or even acknowledge you outside of volleyball
kuroo finally calls him out on his bs
and he finally tells him he's hurting you by ignoring you 😇
so finally he asks kuroo for advice
"as nike says, go for it"
yeah kenma didn't go for it
he just decided he'll just become besties UNTIL you catch feelings ummmm <3
you guys usually played games together and his feelings grew
like a lot
your voice on ft is just so PRETTY 😕
anyway one day he jUST GOES FOR IT!
and you say yes ofc
anyway you guys became nekoma's IT couple <3
kuroo
kenma KNEW when he met that he liked you
he usually teased you but you teased back???????
kuroo's blush intensives
he likes when you tease him back <3
so he does it more often
and you do the same
he tells kenma abt his crush and he nods like
"i already knew"
bestie intuition again! 🤝
kenma told him that the teasing would get old and he needed to befriend him, so he did <3
he asked for your number and you nodded
he thought you'd think it would be weird
i guess not????????
yeah kuroo isn't weird you dumbass 🙄
anyway you guys hung out A LOT and kenma usually third wheeled
kenma was secretly rooting for you both!!!!!!!!!! but he just showed it with ✨ a n n o y a n c e ✨
he actually got too caught up in being besties with you to realize you caught feelings TOO!!!!
you didn't know kuroo liked you the same so you kept quiet
kenma, being the aware king he is, realized you liked kuroo as well and told kuroo
FINALLY kuroo asked you out on a date during one of your hang outs while kenma was in the back like "go king 👍🏻😁💅🏻"
*sexual joke in daichi's, otherwise sfw. since ya'll seemed to enjoy the last one, have more <3 i was gonna put a lot of these guys in the first part actually but i ran out of ideas and it got super long so i figured i'd just do more parts if it did well lol. ALSO I JUST HIT 200 WTF? THANK U GUYS SO MUCH 🥺💖💘
✯haikyuu!! masterlist✯
azumane asahi compulsively needs to touch anything that looks soft. like if he's in a store and sees a blanket or a silicone phone case or something that looks like it would feel nice, he has to go up to it and touch it. it applies to his s/o too if he has one. not huge on pda, but he just likes touching your skin (ik that sounds weird but i promise it's not)
kozume kenma has a habit of trying to touch his tongue to the tip of his nose. no one knows why he does it but he ends up making some really stupid faces trying lmao. someone's probably pointed that out before so now he makes a conscious effort not to do it around anyone and everyone
sawamura daichi still wears pokémon/dragon ball boxers unless he thinks he might be getting some bc that would be embarrassing asf. it's extra funny because he's definitely had that happen at least once, like he was talking to some girl or something and she was super into him because he's just such a... man. but then they took it to the bedroom and as soon as he dropped his pants it became evident that there are some ways in which he's not
sugawara kōshi gives himself hickies. sometimes it's intentional because he's just bored, and sometimes it's because he's lying on his stomach reading or watching netflix or something and his arm is right there and he's got nothing else to keep him occupied so he'll just bite and suck on his skin. it's not even that he gets pleasure out of it or anything, it's just a thing he does
suna rintarō enjoys cracking his toes. like a lot. that is all.
tsukishima kei needs to fall asleep positioned like a corpse in a casket. like a fucking psychopath. he'll switch to more normal positions while he's actually asleep but until he's unconscious he needs to be lying on his back with his hands clasped over his stomach. he also doesn't like to use a blanket but when he's at training camp he does because he doesn't want to be made fun of for it
ushijima wakatoshi likes to just,,, sit on the floor of the shower and stare blankly sometimes. it's hard to tell if he's having an existential crisis or the mii theme music on loop on his head. he just sits there. he doesn't even move at all. sometimes if he's tired he'll slump against the wall and it looks like he's dead.
yamaguchi tadashi times how long it takes for him to pee??? like he counts the seconds?? it's "to keep track of his health" but he's been doing it since he was like three so it probably isn't actually and what the fuck would a health professional do with that information
.! yoooo these r kinda horrible, thats my bad 😭😭 idk what happened 😔😔
bokuto
— napping on a couch with your boyfriend kotaro is nearly impossible but you can't say no when he begs you with those puppy dog eyes of his.
the only thing you knew was that you were sleeping quite peacefully on your boyfriends chest until you weren't, instead you were on the cold hardwood floor with a piercing pain in your hip."kotaro-" you groan out, causing your beloved to snap awake, quickly sitting up, "baby? where'd you go?", "down here. help me up please?"
"baby? what happened, why are you down there?" he asks helping you off the floor, "you pushed me off is what happened." you pout standing in between his legs. "oh no, im so sorry. i didn't mean to" he whined, wrapping his arms around your middle, shoving his neck into your chest, "i didn't mean to, baby." "i know bo. it's okay, it just hurt a little." you chuckle, taking his face in your hands, "let's go back to sleep?" he nods in response, laying down and taking you with him, "this time i wont let of you" he grumbles, littering your face in hundreds of little kisses.
suna
— napping on the couch with suna is all fun and games until he gets too hot and unconsciously decides he doesn't want you so close anymore.
the two of you had fallen asleep on the couch while watching a movie. rintaro always holds you super tight when the two of you cuddle, likes he's afraid you'll disappear if he doesn't, that is until he overheats. you fell to the ground with a loud thud, feeling an immediate pain to your skull. startled from being woken up so abruptly, tears begin to fall down your cheeks before you could even process what had happened in the first place. your sobs seemed to wake your boyfriend relatively fast.
"y/n?" panic seen on his face immediately when he saw you holding your head on the floor, "baby what happened?", "i-i fell." he moved down to the floor with you, motioning for you to crawl into his lap, which you did. he rocked you back and forth while rubbing the back of your head soothingly until you were finished crying. "do you need anything?" he asked, turning his head towards you when you hadn't responded, only to see you had cried yourself to sleep. he smiled a little at your squished cheek before standing up and putting you back on the couch, laying down beside you, making sure he was on the outside this time, feeling a little guilty he had pushed you off the couch and you hadn't even realized it.
sugawara
— your boyfriend koushi is a still asleep so how you even fell of the couch? well you weren't sure.
suga jolted awake as soon as he heard a loud thud and a groan, "y/n?" he hears a small "down here." which caused him to look at the floor where you lay. "i think i fell, koshi.", "what ever will we do?" he cried dramatically, leaning down to help you up, big mistake. you laugh mischievously as you yank him down on the floor with you, "i can't believe you dragged me down with you. not very nice, and here i was trying to help you out.", "just wanted you close, koshi." you grin, rolling on top of him. "and they say romance is dead." he says with a chuckle, wrapping his arms securely around your waist. "how can i make it up to you?", "you could give me 100 kisses, maybe then i'll consider forgiveness."
“you should sleep.” suga’s voice almost surprised you, your eyes snapping up from the papers laid out in front of you.
“yeah,” you answered, looking back down at your work. “in a minute, just let me finish this.”
suga sighed, but didn’t say anything else. he knew your definition of ‘in a minute’ was ‘in a few hours’. you could feel his eyes on you, watching and studying, trying to figure out if he should make you get into the bed and finally get some rest.
he knew you should; you weren’t going to get much work done when you were half-asleep. but then again, you also wouldn’t do it no matter how much he told you to. not until you finished what you were working on anyway.
“alright,” he said, beginning to walk out of the room.
“where are you going?” you called, watching the doorway where he was standing a moment ago.
“to make coffee. i’m not going to sleep until you do.”
