Jul 20, 2020
Jisung: Shoutout to my parents who made the most perfect kid ever!
Daniel: Congrats to your sister.
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Jisung: Shoutout to my parents who made the most perfect kid ever!
Daniel: Congrats to your sister.
Person A: im a masochist Person B: what. youre just scrolling through your motherfucking gay dashboard, reading an update about your otp's confession about their soulmate status, staring at their busted couple ring photo, and watching their compilation of flirting and pda moments what maso- Person A:
petition to protect our smol precious Sungwoon
The Turtleneck
“Why are you wearing a turtleneck in 90-degree weather?”
Sungwoon looks down at himself uninterested.
“I didn’t realize.” He answers blankly.
Jisung squints at him.
“And it’s not 90 degrees.” Sungwoon adds as he tries to walk past him.
“What are you hiding?!” Jisung tries to get ahold of Sungwoon’s neck but all he manages is to smack his arms against Sungwoon’s as he tries to push him away. “You got a tattoo or something? NO. You have a hickey!”
Sungwoon succeeds in fighting Jisung off and runs to the bathroom. He locks the door behind him and looks around the small room until he finds his reflection in the mirror. He gently peeks at his neck and thinks Damn that guy. Way to keep a low profile. He pulls up the collar of the thin, black turtleneck as high as he can without looking anymore suspicious than he already does. He waits 10 minutes until he hears footsteps and the front door closing (Jisung is never one to be late to class) before trying to take his leave. He opens the door and walks out and really, he should have known Jisung was in a playful mood. He attacks Sungwoon from behind the wall and yanks down the collar of the turtleneck.
“Uh huh. So, did you get attacked by a vampire?” The bruise on Sungwoon’s neck was vicious. “Perhaps mauled by a big dog?”
Sungwoon visibly flushes at the mention of a big dog, his hands coming up to cover his ears. Jisung’s eyes bulge out.
“D-! Are you-? Daniel? Kang Daniel? You’re hooking up with him? You’re dating him?? You love him??”
Sungwoon pushes Jisung off and nonchalantly responds, “It’s not him.”
“Then who is it?”
“You don’t know him,” Sungwoon says, reaching behind the couch to put his shoes on.
“Hey hyung. What’s up?”
Sungwoon spins around so fast his sneakers almost burn skid marks into the floor. Jisung stands with his phone in hand, hip jutted out, arms crossed, Daniel’s voice on speaker.
“Did you give Sungwoon a hickey?” A moment of silence and Sungwoon silently pleads, Please Daniel, be smart. Think.
A soft, awkward chuckle, “You saw that?”
Sungwoon closes his eyes in anguish, gritting his teeth as Jisung grins condescendingly.
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1 missed call
Daniel: Why aren’t you answering? :( 4:06 PM
Daniel: Call me back 4:06 PM
2 missed calls
Daniel: Hyungggggg 4:13 PM
Daniel: Are you mad at me? :( 4:14 PM
Daniel: Oh. 4:21 PM
Daniel: Was I not supposed to tell Jisung hyung…… 4:21 PM
Daniel: Oops 4:23 PM
where can i find this in gif and vid formAt
Sungwoon: When I was your age-
Daniel: When I was your height-
Sungwoon: Don't make me pull this car over.
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