#super gross

[fakemouthstaticpilot]

Imagine the 118 is on a call, and Buck looks at the guy "hey, do I know you?"

The guy has never seen Buck before.

Buck looks around and sees a picture with him and Tommy in it, maybe Tommy has the same one displayed at home.

Buck: You're my boyfriend's cousin!

Guy gives him a confused look.

Eddie: the one that gets hives at tax time?

Buck: Yes! *Looks at guy* Evan Buckley. I'm dating Tommy. Nice to meet you! Finally!

Guy, wanting to die of embarrassment: would have preferred meeting at the family reunion....

[nosophoros-sys]

I don’t typically speak on I guess serious stuff, you can see us comment on syscourse stuff but I don’t think really beyond that. we generally make a lot of silly content but I just recently found out what had happened to @/ivantillceo and am very disheartened. no matter how much u dislike someone or even hate their guts doxxing someone is not ok. ive always imagined syscourse and whatnot to be somewhat peaceful, and if not online stuff should stay online. it shouldn’t have gotten to that point bc whatever beef u have should stay on tumblr !!!!!! whoever did that I genuinely do not wish good things on them.

[scattergoriesofevil]

“Let Zathuda blood become the devourer of gods.”

He wants to push her to become Exalted to take Liliana’s place as Predathos’s vessel.

[dylanactionsdower]

So I’m in the middle of the second episode of Burrow’s End and…goddamn aabria…I am incredibly impressed and terrified…excellent work

[appalachiananarchist]

There is this creepy dude who has been trying to get me to date him since high school. He will track me down on social media or track down my phone number from random people, and every few months, will shoot his shot again. I am not out publicly so can’t safely use my sexuality as a reason to turn him down, but I have to wonder why it doesn’t bother him that we are actually cousins. Hell no, my dude.

[ilyasorokinn]

trevor, go away, i’m in mourning.

[wickedwonderlandd]

Stupid dumb ugly rancid disgusting horrible awful hate hate hate hate hate hate

Oh god I know. I hate avocado as well. Bleh 🤢🤢

[raiii-bee]

Looking at our watch history you would think my family is super christian and has shit taste in Christmas movies

But no, we're just a bunch of jews that love laughing our asses of at super dumb and poorly written christian propoganda.