#super m incorrect

[cosmiclatte28]

who hurt our chittaphon?

ten : *walks into the kitchen ignoring everyone*

kai : hey ten, how's your day?

ten : *picks up an onion and bites into it staring at kai* HELL

taemin, watching this unfold : WHO HURT YOU

[kpopincorrects]

lucas: name one bad decision i made.

taeyong:

lucas: what?

taeyong: would you like a list?

ten: we can organise it by date, location or the amount of trouble you created.

[cosmiclatte28]

ask taeyongie

mark : are you mad?

kai : no

mark : are you sure?

kai : yes

mark : can i have a hug?

kai : why don't you go ask taeyong

[cosmiclatte28]

just one peaceful sleep

mark : *rolls over in bed* awake?

taeyong : *rolls over too* eheh yep- *kisses nose*

on the other bed

lucas : *rolls over* are you awake?

ten : *violently flops over* bitch- the fuck do you want?

[cosmiclatte28]

sleep mork

mark : a pet rock is a fun pet until you realize it is essentially immortal and you've cursed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die

super m group chat : MARK PLEASE STOP TEXTING US AT THREE IN MORNING.. GET SOME SLEEP

[cosmiclatte28]

puddle rule 101

taemin : why are your shoes wet?

ten : there was a puddle

taemin : why did you step in it?

ten : it was a puddle

[cosmiclatte28]

opposite

ten : if opposite attracts then why aren't hot people attracted to me?

taemin : logically speaking, that means you're hot!

kai : yep! hot repels alike

[cosmiclatte28]

baek is 28... hold up

taemin : i need another word for water

mark : boneless ice

lucas : ocean sauce

baekhyun : earth juice

taemin :

taemin : i understand mark and lucas doing that but you baekhyun you're like 28?!