#superhero memes

[toothybj]

[seathrifter]

I still can’t get over this being the impetus for literally everything in the show

[blue-green-memes]

[n-d-plume]

Not too fond of Instagram right now, but I just wanted to show you this comment I made that I think is pretty funny.

[fastestmanalive333]

Bruh why'd i invent the most craziest thing on discord! I legit invented a full Bart Rosary like this is a real thing now 😭

The Mysteries: Joyful: chaos, speed force, coffee, enlightenment (briefly)

Sorrowful: getting benched, forced to sit still, Wally yelling at you

Glorious: time travel resurrection, becoming lightning, still being dumb

Luminous: spreading the word of “run fast think later”

THE PRAYERS????: The sign of the Bart: In the name of the Speed Force, the Lightning, and the Impulse, amen.

The Bart Creed: I believe in the Speed Force, the source of all running and bad decisions, and in Bart Allen, the Fastest (and Most Impulsive) Kid Alive. Born of the future, trained by Max Mercury, suffered under boredom, was slowed, grounded, and benched He ran anyway, broke time, and on the third try got it right, He ascended beyond reason, yet returned for snacks. I believe in the Speed Force, the chaos of impulses, the forgiveness of bad ideas, the resurrection via time travel, and life everlasting at top speed. Amen.

The Bart Our Father: Our Speed Force, who art in motion, hallowed be thy lightning. Thy speed come, thy will be outrun,in Keystone as it is everywhere. Give us this day our daily momentum, and forgive us our bad decisions, as we outrun those who make better ones, Lead us not into boredom, but deliver us into chaos. Amen.

The Hail Bart: hail bart full of speed the impulsiveness is with you blessed are you among impulses and blessed is the fruit of your womb the speed force oh bart the greatest flash pray for us flash nerds now and at the hour of our death Amen

The Glory Be(Speed Version): Glory be to the Speed Force, and to the Lightning, and to the Impulse. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without slowness. Amen.

The Fatima Bart: Oh my Bart, forgive us our slow moments, save us from standing still, and lead all runners into the Speed Force, especially those most in need of acceleration. Amen.

The Hail Max (Optional but Required 😭): Hail Max Mercury, full of patience, the Speed Force is with thee.Blessed art thou among mentors, and blessed is thy tolerance for Bart. Oh Max, keeper of sanity, pray for us impulsive ones, now and when Bart does something dumb again. Amen.

The Final Blessing: May the Speed Force guide your steps, may your thoughts be fast (but not too fast), and may Barry Allen absolutely not do another flashpoint and erase Bart from existence again.

Amen.

anyway remember: thou shalt not walk when thou can sprint⚡

[wormtaste]

Having a tumblr account is like having the worst secret identity possible

Like, “I can’t let anyone know I’m @fartstinkle69 on tumblr.com or my enemies (my friends and family) will hurt my loved ones (the characters from my hyperfixations)!”

I genuinely feel like the lamest spider man in the whole damn spiderverse

[troythecatfish]

Based Big Ounce

[dungeons-and-dramaqueens]

I know that in the past it's been revealed that a bunch of supervillains know Superman's secret identity but don't act on it because as they put it, "do you think he's less bulletproof when he's in his pyjamas?"

But hear me out. I want a comic where Lex Luthor figures out who Superman is and instead of trying to kill or blackmail him he just makes Clark Kent's life inconvenient. Like he buys the Daily Planet and says they can only report on Superman if they also accuse him of crimes using the old "allegedly" loophole.

Imagine how funny of a comic that would be. Superman goes to talk to Batman all depressed and when Batman asks what's up he's just like, "my favourite restaurant got bought out by Lexcorp, and the only change they made was removing the burger I like from the menu :("