#superman headcanon

[dc-headcanons]

Lex Luthor isn't a natural bald, he's ginger and refuses to accept it

[aurantiumphoenix]

since humans have stripes can superman see the human stripes because of his powers? CAN HE? WHAT IF HE RECOGNIZES SOMEONE IN PUBLIC BECAUSE OF A SPECIFIC STRIPE PATTERN AND HE KIND OF HAS TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE HE DEFINITELY Knows That Guy BUT HE CANT TELL THEM HOW HE KNOWS THEM CAUSE HE MET THEM AS SUPERMAN AND HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE STRIPES???

what pattern stripes does batman have??? WHAT PATTERN STRIPES?

im so curious and i know goddamn well i couldn't handle these powers because i would say "I like your stripes!" to someone on the street and they would stare at me like i was going insane

[atomiclvr]

i also LOVE the idea of clark collecting superman merch as a bit but his coworkers just end up thinking he’s a big fanboy. it starts off with “haha look at this mug with my logo on it isn’t that funny” until he’s got t shirts, posters, pins, bumper stickers cause lois and jimmy (etc) get something for him on every holiday

[atomiclvr]

i feel like clark kent does not know how to drive a car. he can just fly anywhere anyway so why would he bother getting his license? and he could always just take a train or a cab in metropolis if he needed to. it’s only when he (as clark) is asked to cover a story for the daily planet outside of downtown that he realizes it may be an issue 😵‍💫

[carolinesbookworld]

Headcanon that Thanos could defeat Superman because all of the Infinity Stones are actually just a type of kryptonite

[thranduilsperkybutt]

Headcanons for being in a polyamorous relationship with Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent pretty please with lots of cherries on top if you're still accepting headcanons requests? Thank you so much. Love your blog and will forever support it. Also do you accept request for Wonder Woman or are you waiting for her solo movie to accept request?

Being in a polyamorous relationship with Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, and Diana Prince would involve:

Bruce and Clark occasionally butting heads about things, but you and Diana typically can reign them in.

The three of them being equally as worried that you could be in the line of fire because of your affiliation with them.

When you do inevitably get either kidnapped or threatened by some evildoer, they all rally together to protect you.

Bruce being determined to show you how to defend yourself. Spending hours teaching you self-defense and how to use some of his gadgets.

Diana teasing the boys that they’re jealous when she winds up sweeping you off for a romantic evening.

Bruce and Diana taking you to galas. All of them being stunned at how amazing you look in your outfit.

Clark coming by your place unexpectedly. Sometimes only to find that either Bruce or Diana had the same idea.

You have them all on speed dial.

A group chat existing.

Sexting in the group chat.

Splitting your time between them whenever they weren’t all in the same place.

Diana flying you out to Paris to spend a weekend with her, showing you all the sights and teaching you French.

Driving to Gotham to pull up outside of Bruce’s place. Alfred’s always excited to see you.

Meeting Mrs. Kent when Clark finally takes you out to the farm. Spending the time there with him showing you all the great spots he went to as a child.

Feeling smug at seeing one of them on TV and internally thinking, “Yeah, that’s my boyfriend,” or, “Yeah, that’s my girlfriend.”

Worrying about them whenever they all went off to save the world.

Foursomes.

Bruce and Clark competing in the bedroom, only for Diana to completely win the competition in a landslide without even trying.

[theelkmaiden]

Imagine

Batman one day decides that superman really needs to practice his improvisation skills so he starts these really random conversations from absolutely knowhere. It takes a while for superman to understand what he’s supposed to do but eventually gets the hang of it. At one point, another JLA member catches on and joins in until it’s like a little game that they have. The Flash could use it as a way to find out who batman is or something. They start doing it all the time, even in the middle of fights or in an ‘interview’ just after they’ve saved the day again. Nobody else has any idea what the fuck is going on and gets really confused.

E.g.

Batman: Did you hear that Suzie has a new dog? (dodges a random piece of debris)

Wonder woman: yeah. I heard she called him Sammy. I’ve seen pictures and he’s adorable. (deflect bullets like a boss)

Superman: really, I thought he was called Padfoot after that book series she likes. (casually flips boulder)

Flash: (zooms over to be heard) ah, she changed her mind. Apparently Nathan didn’t appreciate the reference.

Superman: (knocks the last robot out) why not? I thought he was a nerd.

Batman: apparently it was too sad, or something (absent-mindedly ties up evil alien mastermind)

Evil alien mastermind:*wtf?*

Or

Interviewer: So, what do you think brought *insert random bad guy here* to such desperate measures?

Flash: I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure Jack here does (points at batman)

Interviewer: jack?! Is that his name?

Wonder woman: nah. It’s obviously Owen

Superman: nope. Reginald

Batman: alright, Steven. No need to be too insulting.

Green lantern:(floats over to see what the hold up is) to be fair, with a name like Desmond, he’s not one to talk.

Interviewer: ummmmm……what?

Surrounding crowd: *awkwardly laughs, just as confused*

[batwayneman]

Superman purposefully loses arm wrestling contests with kids