DC comics headcanons

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Bruce Wayne is Batman

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Justice League members periodically fight about who has the best sidekick/mentee

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Duke Thomas keeps sending white boy horse memes to the batfam group chat

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Duke in the "thought you were bat, turns out you're just fam" chat -moodboard

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Flash (Barry Allen) loves to rewatch episodes of Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube when he should be working at the Watchtower

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Dick Grayson has a Pinterest account he runs like the navy

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Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman and Green Arrow are the only Justice League members who can use chopsticks, however Oliver chooses not to

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Lex Luthor isn't a natural bald, he's ginger and refuses to accept it

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Duke Thomas keeps sending white boy horse memes to the batfam group chat

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due to being indestructible most of the time, when Superman somehow comes down with a flu he becomes the biggest baby and is absolutely useless until he feels better

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Wonder Woman uses Aussie shampoo and conditioner (and hair masks, obviously)

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Riddler has a Canva account and he spent hours choosing the best font for the question mark