#supernaturallynoble

[trekchik]

Texas: We have just experienced the worst hurricane in history.

Florida: Hold my alligator.

[metatron-the-transformer]

La hundo, kiu amis Keats (’The dog who loved Keats’, translated from the Esperanto)

Our chat group pitching a movie to Wes Anderson: 

Max Argent-Marteau (played by @mishacollins) is a man working at a successful law firm. He's an attorney who failed the bar seven times and is reluctantly hired by his father’s (played Bill Murray) firm. Relegated to the most boring, tedious cases, he spends his days obsessing over the object of his desire. He's in love with the Hungarian cleaning lady (played by Tilda Swinton) who empties his waste basket every afternoon. She's a one-eyed beauty and a chain smoker.

 In his obsession to learn everything about her he discovers that she's on the run from an ex-husband, a Russian mobster (Adrien Brody) with a speech impediment and a proclivity toward using ninja stars to dispatch his enemies.

Max is best friends with a surfer (Owen Wilson) who only speaks Esperanto. He reads Shakespeare to his dog. His dog prefers Keats. Under his friends counsel, Max and the cleaning lady (whose name we never learn) run off together to Venthaven, chased by the Russian mobster. They document their journey on Instagram which of course, helps the mobster track them, because. DUH.

Max: How does he keep finding us?? Surfer: (in Esperanto) because you are fucking tagging pictures, Dumbass. Max and his lover become an international sensation. The mobster has one of those tiny purse dogs. It's his baby. Max posts an image of the purse dog, insulting it’s virility. The mobster vows to put a painful and horrendous end to Max. Meanwhile, Max and the one-eyed Hungarian cleaning lady plight their troth with a blood bond, and exchange candy bracelets while squatting in a derelict YMCA. That's where the mobster finds them, but suddenly an army of drones come to their rescue, piloted by a band of drone enthusiasts (headed by Edward Norton) they met on their trip. 

In the ensuing melee, the mobster’s ninja star ricochets off of a drone. Having mortally wounding himself, he falls into the Y’s empty swimming pool.

I’m tagging all my wifey’s. Even if they didn’t contribute to the madness directly, the stink of their sense of humor is all over this one.

@powerfulweak, @supernaturallynoble, @trekchik, @winjennster

[powerfulweak]

What's your favorite holiday and why?

I love, love halloween because costumes. 

I love costumes, cosplay, dressing up. Any excuse I get I take and that goes double for Halloween.

Ask me anything

[hamburgergod]

i deleted that other post cuz i tagged torcon to it but anyway thank you for all of your answers i can see why ppl dislike creation con jesus fucking CHRIST

but also another question.. will i be able to print the tickets out myself? or am i royally fucked if they don’t ship it to me in time because this con is on oct 7~9 and it’s just about 2 weeks from now. 

[meangreenlimabean]

supernaturallynoble replied to your post “Hey people, I could use all the prayers & good vibes & happy thoughts...”

love you

Thank you babe <3

[powerfulweak]

Fanfic Author Appreciation day

I didn’t realize it until just now, but It’s Fanfic Author Appreciation Day! Let me tell y’all about some of these awesome authors...

@trekchik: It’s not often you find an author who is funny in their writing. Legitimately funny. Jini truly is. If you’re not reading The One with the Red Sweater, you should! 

@fem-deanwinchester: I am constantly knocked off my feet by her creativity and humor in her writing. You don’t come up with something as amazing as WORST HUNTING TEAM EVER without some serious chops.

@interncastiel: Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming up with Wednesday Castiel. I owe you so much for originating the universe. I will never be able to thank you enough for that. Nor would I ever be able to show the extent of my gratitude for writing the S11 AU with me. Still one of my favorites.

@supernaturallynoble: You write something as sweet and fluffy as Chasing Pie  and then tear my heart out with The House at Maple Lake. Also, your world building ability is second to none.

@winjennster: You are amazing! Your writing is so incredible and heart-wrenching, I wouldn’t know where to begin. I want to talk about how grateful I am that you’re writing something as fluffy as Dodgeballs.

@metatron-the-transformer: My diamond in the rough. Your writing is wonderful, even if you keep most of it to yourself. Everyone should check out All I Want For Christmas is You.

@blitzdrake: I will get messages full of complete, well researched, intricate and fascinating head canon and story ideas and I just want to curl into a ball on the floor because there are no words for how incredible they all are. I wish I had the ability that you do. I will always be grateful you decided to comment on one of my stories with the idea for the magazine AU. 

There are so many more authors I should recognize and I might do another post later on. 

[trekchik]

supernaturallynoble replied to your post:Actual Thoughts (™) I’ve had today:

and I agree. That would be risking damage to a plate. Unless it’s corell or stoneware, you wouldn’t dare. And even those are guaranteed

It was one of the new stoneware ones, so it’s still easily replaced. But @powerfulweak is probably right. It would pain me too much to actually break it. 

[powerfulweak]

(show) oh well. it was all a dream anyway

Either Newhart or St. Elsewhere