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Xu Qi'an doesn't have the best of days.

#sure dad #no pressure #no pressure AT ALL #Xu Qi'an #Wei Yuan #Dylan Wang #Liu Yijun #Guardians of the Dafeng #Guardians of the Dafeng spoilers #C-drama #my gifs

Having conversations with my dad is funny cuz he’ll be like “America is the greatest country in the world!” And I’m like…

#sure dad #lol #me #mine #just chatting with my dad #America #U.S.#USA

wow okay so um

I might be moving soon

#fancy that #in the middle of my stress anxiety depression and breakdowns my dad calls and says #yo you looking for an apartment?#me: uh ye #dad: I’m moving your sister out do you want her old place?#me: I’m??? the place that’s bigger than my own but cheaper rent and with free parking and also close to all my siblings?#sure dad #except now I have to do the moving panic on top of everything else #this is a better panic though #let’s focus on that

My dad: When your mom comes with me for grocery shopping she just causes all kinds of distractions. She’s always talking and pointing at stuff. You remember when you used to go shopping with me, I could go so fast, I never got distracted.

Me, pressing my lips together as I remember many shopping trips derailed by hour long conversations with random acquaintances.

#personal #the parent sagas #generally he is a much faster more organized and cheaper shopper than my mom #however he does like to chat #sure dad

Me: What the fuck

Dad: Don’t swear in the house

Dad 5 minutes later: What the fuck you stupid ipad what the fucking hell you stupid piece of shit

#okay dad #sure dad #swearing is really bad you say #ray rants

My mom straight-up told me “I think your dad is definitely on the spectrum—or whatever it’s called now—but don’t mention it to him because he gets upset”

Like yeah, the guy who’s worked with airplanes for almost 30 years, makes model planes in his spare time, has the exact same breakfast every morning, is very black-and-white and doesn’t pay attention to his tone (even when he definitely should), had a meltdown when he thought his 1000+ day crossword puzzle streak glitched and got broken, only listens to three artists that aren’t classical composers, “didn’t know how” to memorize sheet music and use muscle memory for piano for 40+ years… yeah, I think that’s an apt observation

#she also said he’s got ocd #but he says he was never diagnosed so it doesn’t really count #sure dad #she was talking about how all her couple friends have one with ocd and one with adhd #and I’m just happy they’re finally figuring themselves out #even if it took breaking cult brainwashing and 30 years #jester’s ramblings

when my conservative dad asks to read my novels (queer YA fantasy and gothic vampire yaoi)

#sure dad #he liked the first series at least #reading #fiction #bookblr #books and reading #books #writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #authors of tumblr #indie author #novel writing #indie writer #indie authors #writer

Throwback to when i was listening to pet semetery by Starcrawler and my dad thought it was the original version

#sure dad #the Ramones definitely had a female lead singer #starcrawler #ramones #or is it the ramones #arrow de wilde

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