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[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Finn, unable to sleep: Poe, what time is it?

Poe, inevitably awake: I don’t know, pass me that recorder.

*Poe plays recorder*

Rey: who the fUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM!?!?!?!?!

Poe: It’s 2AM.

[addisonmilfgomery]

nerfherders: oh my lord me, an intellectual: oh my Leia™

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Snoke: Would you say you’re independent?

Kylo: *looks at Hux*

Hux: *nods*

Kylo: Yes.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Hux: Fuck, I want to die.

Kylo: Language, General.

Hux: Hecky heck, I crave death.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Kylo: [sighs dramatically]

Hux: What’s wrong?

Kylo: You haven’t looked at me in like 10 minutes.

Hux: Babe, we’re watching a movie.

Kylo: Did I ask for an excuse?

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Kylo: Remind me, General, why do I keep you around?

Hux: Because the alternative would be developing a consciousness of your own, Supreme Leader.

[techwrecker]

I will never know peace until I’m all caught up on all the star wars information, ever.