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am confusion? i was going through your rambles tag and???? your tag for drift is swiffer sweeper???????

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*Me picks up a swiffer sweeper and points it at friend*

Friend: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Friend whispering: Nothing should ever be so kinky that it involves a swiffer.

A conversation I had with my boyfriend while I wasn’t sober

Him: I have the sex appeal of a paper bag

Me: no you have the sex appeal of.... a swiffer sweeper

Him: wow thanks, babe

Me: noooo those commercials made them seem so sexy! the lady left the broom for the swiffer

Him: oh my god go to bed

Me: *singing* who’s that laaaady?~ Who’s that lady! Sexy lady!~

MY MOM NEEDED A TISSUE FOR HER NOSE SO MY GRANDMA HANDED HER A SWIFFER SWEEPER WIPE

I found the swiffer sweeper commercial with the broom who fell in love

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i like how swiffer has become a verb

the swiffer commercial with the interracial couple that has the disabled husband.

#swiffer sweeper