Fucking Nerd

Badass with a blog

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[heart-eyes-motheracker]

Girls' night out

[justlittlefrogthings]

Eat Blood? Yea that mean Ur a Dracula

[justlittlefrogthings]

OR.

Those Feratu….

[youreverydaydaly]

[woppetry]

Gotta be constantly vigilant for this bad boy

[disteal]

are you ready

[disteal]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY 🎉🦀

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[wizard-email]

buffy the vampire slayer is so funny because theoretically yes, she would come off as a bit werid to the people who don't know she fucking hunts vampires. fortunately for us, the writers chose to express this by making every character act like she's insane for asking totally normal questions

[wizard-email]

popular girl: omg this is great school is cancelled!! we can go home because some guy found the decaying corpse of one of our classmates stuffed in a gym locker <33333

buffy: oh shit what. how did he die?

popular girl: eww who cares? morbid much, why would you even ask that LOL! this is why you have no friends

[wizard-email]

every interaction is like this

[slcpunkmoved]

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

[longhorned]

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

[slcpunkmoved]

a class on what

[ribbondear]

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

[burntblueberrywaffles]

me every time I post something

[penelopwgarcia]

[lookswhosetalkin]

[olderthannetfic]

You will all be overjoyed to know that this was apparently a commercial pattern… in like 1993. If you can find the out of print booklet, this glorious specimen of fashion can be yours.

[bogleech]

after all these years……..terror fish lives

[technofeudalism]

[doctorcrusher]

I think to counter the rash of LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION billboards we should pool our money for a series of roadside advertisements that just say ABORT THAT THANG

[freeadultgame]

[thepleasuregoblin]

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

[datanazush]

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

[thepleasuregoblin]

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

[datanazush]

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

[crimewave420]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

terrordrome

[tourdion]

this is shocking

[owlservice]

Philistines

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Theyll never understand us

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[confessionsdiaz]

"Hold me like water or, Christ, hold me like a knife.” Okay. What if I threw up. what if i bit my arm off. what if i died