#swill

[qsycomplainsalot]

Sir Galahad of the Mudlarks, for Swill by Turnip Max of Turnip28 fame :3

[coolyo294]

Everyone loves swilliam, the chain-smoking pescatarian sensation that's sweeping the nation

[tfinnbarr]

Slightly Fishy Alley

(for SWILL, an upcoming game by Max Fitzgerald. Posters are available as a sheet of printouts for your own ramshackle buildings! https://www.patreon.com/posts/adverts-and-98215139)

[reynard61]

How to Not Get Poisoned in America

The minute I saw that Robert Kennedy Jr., a notorious disease-loving health crank, was going to be responsible for the nation’s health—and t

Do you eat food? Then you should probably read this...

[coyotesqrl]

I just saw an ad for Starbucks Blonde Espresso Roast.

Considering how they usually roast their beans, I assume this one is just slightly burnt.

[kellychilton]

"Still Life"

I made this for a friend who wanted to have a food-centric still life. I've always found still life art to be so boring to make, it reminds me of beginning college art classes that had nothing interesting in the compositions. So why not make one with a bunch of kinetic moments and strange happenings instead?

[maniakminis]

If you guys haven't seen it yet, the Swill playtest is up for free on Max FitzGerald's patreon. This is a small skirmish game set in the world of Turnip28, specifically the oceans of oil, fishmen, and cigarettes that lie below the root infested earth! All of the art Max has posted looks great, I love the weird theme!

The playest PDF contains the rules for how to play, a sample scenario with how to set up your board, and two sample gang lists. Rules for Warmachines, Equipment, and Cults are said to come later on, along with rules to bring your Turnip28 regiment to Swill. It all sounds super cool, I'm very excited to make my small gang of fishmen.

Link to Max's Patreon and the PDF download here!

[laur-kinsellaodonnell]

Happy Sunday my love.

In light of how much fun we had yesterday with the football ask, I thought I'd go one better.

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So, you get to choose three members of the GSE.

I want to know what their kinks are AND what their biggest turn off is.

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Have fun!

Love you.

Oh, you went one better alright 🥵

This was so fun and I had such a laugh thinking about it.

I didn't want to pick Dave, because he's your man and that's a territory I'm not stepping into (but I'd love to hear your answers!)

It was difficult to choose a third after Pete (obviously) and Swill, and I kinda cringed at landing on Bov but let's roll with it.

I had to stop myself from writing a whole novel about my Pete.

Swill

What is he not into. He's down for anything. You name it, he wants it. The man is so enthusiastic about sex. Swill can be very rough and LOUD (we've seen him fight) and is very vocal about everything that's happening. He has a box full of toys and loves a good flogging. And when he asks you to hit him in the face, do it and do it hard. He wants bruises he can make the guys question why he's beat up when they haven't had a scrap in weeks.

Biggest turn-on: picking out a safe word and him having to actually use it

Biggest turn-off: someone who can't relax and get into it as much as he is. They have to be confident and be open for anything.

Bovver

Bov is secretly into older women. He likes to be subbed and maybe even get in on a little dominatrix action. This man needs to be tied up and gagged, it's the only way to keep his big gob shut. He's been known to beg until he gets his way, and while you might think he'd feel pathetic in doing so, he's completely hard and a whimpering mess. He wants to be told he's a good boy over and over again.

Biggest turn-on: a married woman old enough to be his mother who will put him in his place.

Biggest turn-off: someone who won't take control or is too submissive.

And finally, my husband,

Pete

He is such a lover. As much as he loves to fuck you senseless and have loud, wild sex, he equally loves making slow, passionate love to you. Either way, his heart is fully in it, telling you he loves you through a laugh as he's pounding you into the mattress or whispering it in your ear as he's thrusting slowly into you during missionary. He loves spontaneity, especially when it's initiated by you, and can't ever get enough, having to have you more than once in a day. Pete loves to focus on his partner, making sure you come over and over, but gets so excited when you return the favour and make his pleasure your priority.

Biggest turn-on: you asking to try something new, the way you're a bit shy to make your request but he can already tell how turned on you are and how much you've thought about it.

Biggest turn-off: not having confidence in yourself or your body, putting yourself down.

Now @stealfromthedevil I'm returning the same question to you!!