#tabletguardians

[scary-harey]

oh no he's hot

I LOVE MIDDLE AGED NIGHT GUARD AND 4000 YEARS YOUNG PHARAOH !!!

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

Larry Daley/Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum)

I ship it!

Neutral

I don't ship it

I don't know the characters

Voting ended onJan 30

(not a) reason: i personally hate this ship for many many reasons but im very curious how many people actually ship it

tag: @misty-tem

[bearsinpotatosacks]

NATM- Human AU Headcanons

Some things I’ve been cooking up in my noggin (Translation: Some things that have been progressing in my mind). Features Jedtavius, TabletGuardians and TeddyxSacajawea

Enjoy!

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Larry is a single father who works at a Library with Teddy and Sac, he specialises in History books, Teddy specialises in Survival and Action books and Sacajawea specialises in Fantasy and Cultural Books

Ahkmenrah, Jed and Octavius are all history majors in college with Rexy (who’s an American Pitbull Terrier)

Attila is a recent College Graduate who works as a security guard at a club nearby and he always goes into Larry’s library to learn about American culture

Lancelot is studying law and everyone assumes he’s Ahkmenrah’s boyfriend because he spends all his spare time (away from the gym, sports and lectures) with Ahk

Ahkmenrah has a YouTube channel where he does beauty videos, reaction videos and pranks, Jed and Octavius often feature (they help in the pranks but are often in the background of the other vids)

Octavius, Ahk and Attila are the types of young adults who are obsessed with Starbucks drinks

Lancelot and Jed just don’t get the obsession

The college gang meet Attila in the library one day and they recognise him from the club he works at (that they sometimes go to)

This is how they meet Larry who is new to the library team, cause we all know that Teddy doesn’t make them pay their late book fees guys but Sac takes a little more convincing

Kahmunrah was sent to prison after he revealed he was part of gang and that he tried to kill Ahkmenrah

Merenkahre and Shepseheret are famous archeologists who were sl passionate about the history of their country that they actually taught their children (well Ahkmenrah) how to read hyroglyphics amongst other languages

Ahkmenrah had Audrey Hepburn sunglasses and gets his nails done to look fabulous!

One day he’s got a multicoloured bomber jacket on, a red t-shirt, skinny jeans, expensive shoes, his sunglasses and nails and makeup to match

He’s drinking his lunchtime Starbucks in the Park when he sees Larry and hands Octavius his drink while saying “Hold my drink, I’m going in!” Only to try and flirt while sending Larry seductive looks over his sunglasses

This is all set in Manhattan still and Nicky is the same age as he is in the first 2

Jed is from Utah and it took him a long time to adjust to him being gay whereas Octavius was born in England (to Italian parents from Rome) and moved to America for college and was pretty okay with his sexuality when he slowly realised

Both Jed and Octavius were picked on at school and college for having ‘weird’ fashion senses but they defended each other

They were originally rivals because the sports they took part in were rivals even though they’re in the same college

Eventually, the gang become really close and start to use the library as their hangout spot and they’re all featured in Ahk’s YouTube videos

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[scary-harey]

tablet guardians on the subway sketches bc i miss taking the train (i took it last month)

[fatgoatboi]

Boys only want love if it's torture... Don't say I didn't- say I didn't warn ya...

[crazythatcounts]

Loves Labor’s updated!!! Mother FUCK yeah!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3140696/chapters/9249526

Now to just get one more chapter out so I can get that commission oh man

also Nick is my FAVORITE CHARACTER TO WRITE where else can I use “seems legit”, “wambulance” and “no homo” in a serious context like what