#taciturnglissando

[debunkedyourscience-blog]

a shit ton of people have followed you since you last said anything about new followers

Er Hello Everyone

Apologies For Being So Lax In My One On One Greetings To You All

I Recently Received Yet Another New Follower And Wanted To Take A Moment To Say Thank You To All Of My New Followers And All Of My Older Ones As Well

You All Are Wonderful 

[benneyfreeman]

You've been wanting to try this ever since Dave got the cat anon, and now you finally have a chance. You feel kind of bad about giving him cookies laced with catnip, but you're sure this is going to be a great prank. And he probably won't be angry at you. Probably. Hopefully. When you bring him the cookies, you sit next to him and try to act normal, not as though you're waiting for a reaction, even though you kind of are.

"So, uh. How're things going? I mean, besides accidentally shredding your sweater." You smile a little, hoping you don't seem too off.

[benneyfreeman]

taciturnglissando replied to your post

dave is such a baby omg

john is going to treat him like hes the most precious thing in the world

at least some of the time anyway haha

[benneyfreeman]

this is like the gentlest/most affectionate john has been with anyone ever because like

usually when hes in a relationship with someone its "youre my girl/boyfriend we should make out now"

but with dave its like face kissing and cuddles and ugh what cuties

[benneyfreeman]

taciturnglissando replied to your post

oh yeah that.

i kinda forgot about that actually.

...i feel like the anon wanted it to be kinkier than it actually is.

but that aside. i guess youre definitely my dave then haha. <3

[benneyfreeman]

what if john has a specific tag with things pertaining to dave and the tag is "my dave"

should i do that??

[benneyfreeman]

taciturnglissando replied to your post:

i like being your dave B)

it works both ways yknow. youre my dave and im your john.

[benneyfreeman]

taciturnglissando replied to your post:

<3

<333