#tall jon

[guiltypleasures3721]

Please enjoy this quick version of Jon and Martin at a Halloween party Somewhere Else, courtesy of my roommate's terrible headcanon that Martin's middle name is actually Kermit.

I hate to admit it, but if he was born in roughly 1987 (according to the wiki), that does coincide with when the Muppets were big... his mother could have absolutely made that as a decision. So please enjoy my mildly cursed art -- it's my first time actually posting fanart! So please be gentle. :)

Also on Ao3 here!

[inosukearchives]

What if Jon’s not actually short and is actually 5”8/9. But everyone else, and I mean EVERYONE is just at least 6 foot? Like martin, Tim, Sasha, Basira, Georgie, Daisy, Melanie ? So he always just seems super small around them

[thats-a-good-cow]

Okay I constantly see everyone saying that martin is the taller, plumper one and jon is a tiny rage filled twink but from the start i always saw martin as being super short and horribly thin and jon was Very Pretty but Very Disheveled but most importantly, distinctly taller than martin. Martin is like, 5'5 MAX and jon is average height

[jazzically]

im sorry i think im a tall jon truther i just cant get behind short jon 😞