#tall privilege

[undead-knick-knack]

How I imagine 6’4 Alex decided Occtis would be a short 5'11

[fugamalefica]

Every day I thank heavens for the fact that I was born exactly the right height because if I was only 2-3 inches shorter, I'd lose so many opportunities. Thanks to being 5'9", I don't have to work hard and have so many shortcuts to getting rich. I can be a model, join a beauty pageant, play professional basketball, etc. My height alone opens so many doors.

[caelpictor]

[fat-acceptance-dropout]

I took you seriously until you started talking about Tall Privilege as a joke. Way to be ableist to people with dwarfism 👍

And gigantism, don’t forget gigantism. If I’m joking about tall privilege I’m being ableist to people with gigantism as well because they too experience a lot of difficulties because of their size.

It’s kind of amazing, really, how easy it is to get offended when you’re looking for something insulting in the things someone says. 

Anyway, here’s another song for you guys:

[fat-acceptance-dropout]

That whole ‘tall privilege’ post?  It was a joke, people.

I’m not actually going Horton Hears a Who on your asses. 

No need to flood my inbox about it. 

[qu33rr1t4bl3]

Tall guy stands in front of me in a concert: maybe misandrists are right

[cens9r]

I f9r 9ne want t9 c9unt my 6lessings that, while tall, my h9rns are small en9ugh t9 n9t have t9 w9rry a69ut 6umping them int9 anything. I d9 feel s9rry f9r th9se wh9 d9 have that issue t9 deal with.

[this-is-tall-privilege]

My bf is a whole foot taller than I am. His height gives him supremacy over me, a short person. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I need shortieism #overthrowthetalltyrants #donteatmyshorts

Shortiesism is just a conspiracy to redistribute the height gap! If you really want to cut down on the oppression of the Tall People, wear heels. Its reverse Heightual Appropriation! Steal their height from them! 

That being said being short does give you the advantage to more easily punching them in the nuts, so there is that too.