In which Kris has to work as a babysitter, gets trolled by a six-year-old, and has to protect his poor manhood from a wushu master.
2. Let's Keep It A Secret (os/oneshot)
A prince finds out there’s a hit on him. Feeling safe in his room, he doesn’t expect the assassin to already be there. But something changes. And the night doesn’t end the way it was expected to.
3. The Neighbor
Tao is a dedicated employee of an advertising company living a routinary life until his sexy new neighbor moves next door and turns his life upside down.
4. Daddy, I'm Bored (os)
Kris can't refuse when Tao uses that voice, and Tao knows it.
5. 物神 (Wù shén) (os)
Everyone has his own fetish in life, may it be just an extreme need for something or something sexual. Tao is a 19 year old boy who has a fetish for hair and eyeglasses. Tao feels like his fetish helps in arousing his sexual desires, luckily, his boyfriend Kris is always there to satisfy his needs.
6. beg for it (get on your knees, say pretty please)
Tao might bottom for Kris, but when it comes to who was actually in control, there was never any question about it. For Tao, Kris would do anything.
7. Tomorrow (part 1)
There Is A Tomorrow For Us (part 2)
A Little Bit Of You, A Little Bit Of Me (part 3)
Afternoon Delight (part 4)
WHAT HAPPENS NOW? [이제 어떻게 됩니까] (part 5)
The Deer Caught In Headlights (part 6)
Un-Model Behavior (part 7)
Awaken The Sleeping Dragon
Kris is done fighting back feelings that he’s pushed down for the last two years. Kris is done hiding. Kris is not ashamed anymore.
8. Syncopated
Sehun sets Yifan up on a blind date and it’s a complete fucking disaster, but Yifan falls in love anyway.
9. Oh, Daddy! (os)
Kris' boyfriend has a kink. But maybe he does too.
10. Campus Crush
Zitao, one of the famous young men in their college, the prince(cess) who knows wushu, who raps, who has an irrestible aegyo, has a secret crush on the college's exchange student, Wu Yifan. Zitao's friends would understand if it's because of the looks, but Yifan isn't entirely a friendly looking person, with his seemingly permanent bitch face and his intimidating aura, they wonder just what it is that Zitao finds lovable about Yifan.
11. Officer Wu (os)
Initially, Zitao wants to laugh out loud at the thought of Kris in a police officer uniform, but that kind of changes when he’s actually confronted with the sight.
12. Sinner (os) // Sequel: Burner
Kris has some sins to confess to God. Wanting to fuck the new priest is certainly one of them.
13. Hands on Your Knees (Bounce That Ass Like a Yoga Ball) // part [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
Tao enters a twerking competition.
14. The Glory of Basketball Shorts
In which wanting the sexiest one for yourself is just one big bitch-fight.
15. (Don’t) Stop Me (os)
Kris hates exam.
16. Like, Comment, Subscribe
Zitao is a youtuber, and his most popular videos are the ones that feature his oh-so-grumpy but oh-so-attractive boyfriend, Kris Wu.
17. Come, Be Good For Daddy
In the world of BDSM, there are different titles for Doms and subs. While most enjoy giving or getting pleasure through pain, there are some who prefer the softer side of BDSM, the daddy/baby dynamic. Zit is one of those who’s into the dynamic, and he knows he’s blessed to have a doting daddy like Yifan.
18. I like you, but I like your hands more
Where Zitao drools over Yifan's (aka his best friend) yaoi hands, because seriously, those hands could hurt, and because Zitao is being Zitao, he wonders how it would feel like to be spanked by those perfect hands.
19. I don’t like him
Chanyeol got a Siberian cat to match his lover’s Siberian husky, however, Yifan doesn’t seem to like the idea of having a new furry companion in the house, not when the said cat, named Tao, seemed to be too fond of him, to the point that the furry hybrid forgets what personal space means.
20. Two can play at that game (os)
Wherein Yifan thought that intentionally making a certain someone feel jealous by doing skinship with a sunbae is a good idea.
21. Two sweet for you (os)
Prompt fill: Chanyeol is Tao’s sugar daddy and Kris is the classmate obviously in love with Tao. Channel prioritises his baby’s happiness over his, thats how his life works, but what would happen if theres someone else who’s filling to do the same as well?
22. No, you don't scare my baby like that (os)
Kris had always been protective over Tao and one of his beliefs says "One does not simply make Tao cry and easily gets away with it." So when Tao came crying to him one night saying that Luhan had told him a horror story and that he couldn't sleep alone, Kris thought he needs to remind Luhan that no one messes with his baby. Not that he's complaining when Tao insisted on cuddling with him till he can sleep. No, he's not complaining about that at all.
23. A Chance of Showers
Tao’s a nerd who is caught fingering himself in public by Kris, who then dirty talks him to orgasm.
24. Family Affairs
Tao hadn't intended to trap himself in his brother's closet. And it's not his fault Kris likes to take advantage of his alone time. He hadn't asked for any of this. But that doesn't mean he's going to turn it down.
25. Touch My Body (os)
Tao took advantage of his time alone at his apartment while his roommates were out-- only to find out that he wasn't alone.
26. My Boss’s Son
Kris had never gone more than a week without hooking up with someone. Whether it be a man or women, he didn’t give a fuck, a long as he got to fuck. He was living the bachelor life. But after finally getting a good paying job at 29 years old, Kris found he didn’t have much time to have a crazy one nightstand like he was used to. So he did the next big thing. Watch porn. That’s where he came across this sexy little thing that called himself “NaughtyTaozi”.
27. Crossroads (os)
Tao wanted to be beautiful forever. He just needed to find someone who could make it happen, no matter the cost.
28. Catch Up For Coffee (os)
Huang Zitao had a major crush on Wu Yifan in elementary school from the first day he met him. After harboring growing feelings for Yifan for may years, Tao finally confesses but sadly Yifan has no feelings for him other than friendship. The two move on to graduate from high school and leave for seperate colleges and they never look back. Years later, Tao is invited to a high school reunion after becoming a successful and famous make up artist. He bumps into Yifan once again and they decide to catch up over coffee. What has changed in the past few years that the two have been apart? Feelings possibly?
29. @FlexxyPanda
Kris is in need of entertainment every now and then so when his bestfriend Chanyeol sent him a link to particular site to jack off to, he sees something more. The soloist with the user name; @FlexxyPanda, had the same bed, same wall color, same decorations and same pillows as his younger brother Zitao.
30. Put on a Show (os)
Tao and Kris get dared to have a little fun in front of the band; they take it to the next level.
31. The Big Bad Wolf (os)
Zitao is a human who has a run-in with the big bad wolf, who happens to go by the name of Yifan.
32. Let’s Get Down (os)
Tao's job as a world-known porn star just keeps getting better and better.
33. Stress Reliever (os)
Having a bad day isn’t so terrible when you have your boyfriend to help you out.
34. Turn Me On (os)
Tao just wants to read, but Kris has other plans.
35. Feb 13 late night Incheon airport
Tao knew he was pretentious. Posting a message on the web and waiting for a stranger to answering was not a all-day thing. He knew that the chances to be being saved by some kind of angel were lower than being able to find a bus after 11pm, but still he couldn’t do anything else. He was so desperate to leave that infamous place that the perspective to being raped (not really, since he agreed to being fucked all the night) by some maniac was almost exciting. Almost.
36. Swimming Closer To You
Kris learns how to swim to impress the Swim Team’s captain only to fall in love with his instructor.
37. I’m not jealous!
When the Exo-M boys come back to Korea, Kris isn't very comfortable with how often Baekhyun and Tao study together. Can Tao reassure him that there's nothing going on?
38. !! Take All My Time
Tao is vice president of a college fraternity and Kris is a young police officer who keeps getting called in for its noise violations.
39. Enough
If Tao had any coherent thought left, he might find it funny that the one set of come-soaked sheets he was going to be washing at his hotel job would be his own.
40. Into the Sun
Kris wakes up in a room that isn’t his. A voice from beyond the wall talks to him in order to keep his memories and emotions intact.
41. The Reflex
Tao’s wushu is the stimulus and Kris’ response to it, is automatic.
42. Waiting for a Sign
Kris asks for agreeable signs before he asks Zitao for a date, and maybe something more.
43. A Cheating Bet
Chen makes a bet with Tao. In one week (5 school days), Tao must make the school hottie, Kris, fall for him. The rules: no telling anyone about the bet, can only interact with Kris during school hours unless Kris invites him to hang out outside of school. Most important rule: no cheating! Or face the consequences.
44. Nude
Huang Zitao was studying Civil Engineering at Seoul National University. It was possible to finish the degree with much ease if only not for the minor subjects he had to pass. One of this was his English and American Literature class. The professor was another thing to say the least. The said professor was Mr. Wu Yifan a.k.a Kris. Zit hated his X-is-not-my-style vibe and his cocky attitude, but he had to admit that Kris wasn’t a bad lit professor. One time, their patience with each other was put to a test.
45. Stuck Together
Tao likes backhugging Kris, who isn't a fan of skinship.
46. Sprinkled Heart (os)
In which the candy shop "Candy Hearts: An Emporium of Sweets" hires their first employee.
47. There's No Accounting for Taste (os)
Tao looks like an Alpha, acts like an Alpha, and is generally just so invested in the idea of becoming an Alpha that he's never really once considered the fact that his quiet and gentle giant of a best friend is probably in love with him. And then the day comes for them all to present, everything that could go wrong does, and now Tao's thighs are wet (why are they wet????) and Kris - damn - Kris smells really good.
48. Get What You Need, Almost (os)
“Your teacher is fucking hot,” Tao whispered into Kris’s ear while he tried to take some legible notes. “Especially with the tie and his sleeves rolled up.”
49. Of Snow Fall and Awkward Situations (os)
Tao is totally introverted. He has no friends, nothing really going on in his life except for studying and his job at the university library, and spends his days in solitude. That is, until he meets Kris, the only other Chinese student at their school. After an awkward first encounter, the pair become fast friends, however Tao begins developing feelings for the other boy which lands him in a less than desirable situation when he's caught jerking off in Kris's bed. Winter break is approaching but Tao has no idea how to communicate his feelings to Kris, let alone if Kris will forgive him.
50. The Model And The Student (os)
Tao, the social outcast, gets a visit in school by kris, the most famous model in Korea. Dragged out from his class, Kris tells him that he’s not one to fuck and leave. Asking Tao to go home with him, the student declines, thinking that all blonde model wanted was sex. And then he has a flashback of the fateful night he met Kris at a club. At the club, where he was trying to forget everything, drowning himself in drink. And he met kris, who happened to take an immediate liking. Will Tao go back with Kris? Or is it just too much of a fairytale to go along with?
51. Prime Dedication (os)
Zitao is an antisocial freak who coops himself up in his room, breathing in the essences of the Kris tag on Tumblr.
52. if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (os)
After getting fed up with Yifan being the world’s worst wingman, Zitao decides to set him up on a few blind dates. The plan would probably work better if Yifan weren’t so interested in Zitao himself.
53. Dense brick-head Kris slam dunks Tao's heart like its his favourite basketball signed by Kobe Bryant himself.
54. How To Tame Your Dragon
Magic and various beats were a common part of our world. While humans naturally had very little magic at their disposal or not at all, beats were more or less creatures of magic themselves.
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