#teacup asks

[teaganteacup]

are you are single.?

"Hm. I certainly wasn't expecting to get a question like this immediately... To answer your question, yes. Though I don't think it's.. relevant?"

[shadyteacup]

Question for all Aku simps out there (@whorefordazai Rai👀), what kind of aku do u like?

1. Soft aku

2. Possessive aku

3. Rough aku

4. A mix of all of the above

I'm curious... coz I'm definitely 4

[buttercupic]

Do you have any horrortale headcanons? 👀

DO I???

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Yes. The answer is 100000000% yes.

Okay, so most of the monsters became vegetarian when they came to the surface. However, they can eat certain meats, like certain types of pork and chicken. But beef and the like just brings up really bad memories

My Horrortale Sans is called Teddy or Bear, and my Horrortale Papyrus is called Sweets or Sugar, though I normally do Teddy and Sweets.

Sweets stands at about 10’, and Teddy is around 7’9.

Sweets has awful vision and gets glasses the second he gets on the surface. It takes him a year or two for him to get comfortable with the idea of getting dental work done, but he will, and gets braces among other things.

Teddy’s memory is shot. He carries around a notebook to help him remember, but even that doesn’t always work. His speech is a bit slower as well.

Undyne was killed when the monsters first surfaced. The cause is unknown, but many suspect it was the monsters themselves that killed the empress.

[sayitaliano]

Peppermint and dandelion ~

Peppermint: Sweater weather or beach days? Sweater weather. Me and my low blood pressure suffer summer’s humid heat way too much!

Dandelion: Have you ever tried to garden? Yes! Since when I was born. We have a small courtyard, so I’ve always been into plants and taking care of them, planting seeds, flowers... We also have a few fruit trees. I'm lucky, it’s so great.

Grazie ♥

[starstruckteacup]

3, 7, 10, 12, 13, 14, 16, 19, 22, 31, 32

3. What’s your favorite mobile game?

I have two: Diner Dash Adventures and Animal Crossing Pocket Camp. I play them both constantly throughout the day. DDA is more engaging and challenging, but it’s a pretty typical mobile game in that you have to spend money to get ahead (which I never do) or wait a really long time for your energy to recharge, which I’m not a fan of. ACPC is wonderful bc you can really get ahead in the game and enjoy it fully without spending a dime, and it’s really peaceful and kind, and sometimes I just like to help others for the fun of it, which is basically what AC is all about.

7. If you could pick any fantasy creature to be your pet, which would you pick?

Definitely a dragon! When I was little I used to sneak out of the house and sit in my yard and imagine that my dragon was right there with me. I did this for about a year and even journaled about it. I talked to him and pet him and I used to imagine what it would be like to ride a dragon through the sky. I basically went through his entire growth, from egg to adult, and even met his mate and babies when he had them. I had a very active imagination and I still have the same love for dragons as an adult.

10. What place makes you feel nostalgic?

A lot of places, but especially the city where I grew up. I don’t go there anymore and it’s never been exactly safe, but I always get these pangs of age when I visit. I lived with my grandparents and cousins in the same house for a while, and I really miss having that close proximity to my grandma. I was in the same church for the majority of my life and am still close to many of the people there, and seeing them always brings me back to those days. Someone else lives in my grandma’s house now, has for several years, and it makes me sad that I can never go back in there to see my bedroom or sit in my grandma’s living room. It was a really structurally dangerous house and they couldn’t afford to fix it, so they had to move, but it’s still full of memory.

12. What’s the most magical place you ever been to?

I climbed to the top of a mountain in Japan close to 7 years ago. You could see for miles out over the water. The wind blew warm against our faces while the sun glistened off our foreheads. Flowers bloomed all over the walking trail, and butterflies landed on everyone and everything. There was a platform at the top where couples would put little locks on the railing, carved with their names and anniversary dates. That was the first time I ever believed that romantic love could last (even though someone spoiled it for me and told me they cut the locks off every year to make room for more lol). I felt closer to my soul and to God there than I ever had in my life up to that point.

13. Would you rather have wings or a mermaid tail?

Oh wings definitely! I’ve always dreamed of being able to fly.

14. What’s your favorite kind of pasta?

Hmmmm probably shells or elbows? But also when I was in Italy I saw pasta that was shaped like *ahem* men’s genitalia and that’s hands down the funniest pasta shape I’ve ever seen, so that has a special place in my heart.

16. Do you like rollercoasters? Do you have a favorite one that you’ve been on?

I have a love-hate relationship with rollercoasters. I like ones that are fast but smooth–basically not rocking around all over the place and giving me whiplash and motion sickness. My favorite one? Probably Space Mountain if that counts as a roller coaster.

19. What’s your favorite part about yourself?

My determination! Somehow I always manage to keep going even when everything is going badly, and I’m always dead-set on being successful no matter what gets in my way.

22. What’s your favorite thing to doodle?

Already answered this one!

31. Do you prefer more muted colors or bright pastels?

Already answered this one!

32. Fairy lights or neon signs?

Fairy lights! I hate neon honestly. It’s too much sometimes and kind of reminds me of strip clubs. Fairy lights are so gentle and create the nicest ambiance.

[sayitaliano]

Spearmint: What’s an interesting fact about you? ☕️

I’m not sure there’s anything really interesting about me. Uhm, probably the fact that I have two different colors eyes? Could this be interesting?  Or Idk, maybe that I have loads of cameras in my home, as I have a huge passion for photography :)

Grazie ♥

[buttercupic]

@lonely-depths asked:

Bro, if I ever pass up an opportunity to write about these two dorks, assume I have been replaced with a clone.

- The goddamn sock.

- Papyrus despises that sock. Sans has gone as far as to name it just to mess with Papyrus.

- (FYI, Sans named the sock Socky. He said it was to match Rocky, but in reality he was just too lazy to think up a better name.)

- Papyrus reluctantly agrees to let Sans keep the sock out as long as he doesn’t try to feed it.

- Sans immediately tries to feed it.

- Sans and Papyrus have this weird unspoken thing where Papyrus always leaves a plate of food out for Sans, because he knows Sans has an odd sleeping schedule and he’s gonna wake up for a midnight snack.

- In return, Sans records any show Papyrus wants to watch but is too busy to, just so that he can watch it later.

- Sans frequently blasts Spooky Scary Skeletons to annoy Papyrus.

- Papyrus says he hates it but he secretly thinks it’s catchy.

[buttercupic]

Fluff? Cute meet fluff?

You dare challenge me? The angst king? To write fluff???

....

Eh sure, why the hell not.

Keep in mind I don’t normally do “X Readers” unless specifically asked and if I have the motivation to, so for this I’m just gonna do one of the S/Os from “The Mafia Angst Collection” (yes that’s what I’m calling it)

Not sure if you wanted a base rundown or a one shot so I just did a base rundown, might come back to this later.

Oakley met Hound at a bakery.

He had heard about Muffet’s and curiosity got the better of him. So he headed over and bought a few things, and was just about to leave when Hound stopped him.

He’s forgotten to bring enough money for tax and was asking Oakley for just a dollar or two.

And what kind of person would Oakley be if he ignored such cute puppy dog eyes?

Hound offered to pay Oakley back but he refused, saying the only payment he wanted was Hound’s number.

Cue a very flustered Hound.

But in the end Oakley got his payment, and it turned into weekly dates at Muffet’s.

Hound (C) @bigoltrashpile

Oakley (C) Me/@an-ironic-cheesecake