Feb 9, 2021
“Fun facts that you may not know. It is actually illegal to be mean to me.”
Krysta Rose probably.
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“Fun facts that you may not know. It is actually illegal to be mean to me.”
Krysta Rose probably.
“ ‘Don’t accidentally kill someone’. Well I’m not a fucking idiot. I know how to do it on purpose.”
Callisto, probably.
Team KNWC
(Callisto and Wester run from cops to an elevator. Wester has bullet holes in his suit and a cut on his lip. )
Civilian walking in the elevator: *notices Wester* Oh you poor dear.
Callisto: Don’t waste your sympathy on this piece of shit.
Civilian: …
Team KNWC
(Grounding the team)
Krysta Rose: Thats it! You’re all grounded! Karbon, no meditating for you. Nyx, no stealing for you. Wester, no swindling for you. Callisto, no weapons for you and Dusk…
Krysta Rose: Oh my god. Is there anything you actually love?
Dusk Krähe: *shrugs* Revenge.
Krysta Rose: No revenge for you.
Dusk Krähe: …see I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this” but I guess that’s off the table.
Team KNWC
(Combat class with Arctic)
Callisto: *throws a punch*
Arctic: That’s it. That’s good. Hey Dusk, put your shirt back on!
Callisto: *turns around*
Arctic: *kicks Callisto* This is not a game. You’ve gotta be ready for anything.
Nyx Belladonna: Dude! That’s not cool!
Arctic: Well that foxy Faunus thinks it is.
Nyx Belladonna: *turns around*
Arctic : *kicks Nyx*
Nyx Belladonna: Ow!
Callisto: What are you doing?!
Nyx Belladonna: Why does it have to be a Faunus?!
Team KNWC
(Karbon wakes up in the hospital after being stabbed)
Karbon Venetian: God damn, did they miss a vital organ AGAIN? Why can’t they just fucking kill m-
Destiny Hollow: Karbon, please.
Karbon Venetian: I’m sorry Destiny. I didn’t mean it. I love the monotonous repetition of existence, really.
Team KNWC
(*Callisto’s motorcycle is hanging off a cliff*)
Krysta Rose: Oh my god, Callisto! Back it up!
Callisto: Really, Krysta? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.
Team KNWC
(Three edge lords and one innocent cinnamon roll playing mad libs)
Krysta Rose: Okay Callisto, your turn. Give me a noun
Callisto: Blood.
Krysta Rose: Okay. Now Dusk you supply an adjective.
Dusk Krähe: Psychotic.
Krysta Rose: Oh... good one... and Destiny, a verb.
Destiny Hollow: Choke.
Krysta Rose: Well you’ve already used choke three times, but okay.