RWBY Next Gen Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes for OC teams my friends and I have created based off RWBY KNWC DYCE DARK HEMO RKSR

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[raccooncryptidd]

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

[postmastered]

the small one is hiding an absolutely ripped torso under that shirt 

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is the perfect superhero team marvel couldn’t give us

[tamashii-kingdom]

Not a superhero person, but this combo could change that if Marvel gives it a chance.

[callisto-of-knwc]

Official OC Callisto.

Commission done by @echollama

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Grounding the team)

Krysta Rose: Thats it! You’re all grounded! Karbon, no meditating for you. Nyx, no stealing for you. Wester, no swindling for you. Callisto, no weapons for you and Dusk…

Krysta Rose: Oh my god. Is there anything you actually love?

Dusk Krähe: *shrugs* Revenge.

Krysta Rose: No revenge for you.

Dusk Krähe: …see I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this” but I guess that’s off the table.

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Callisto is practicing combat and forgets about his date with Krysta. )

Krysta Rose: What is going on!?

Wester Acero: Trying to get Callisto ready for a fIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiight... I couldn’t think of another word.

Callisto: Idiot. He meant we were figh———ting... it is hard to think of another word.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Combat class with Arctic)

Callisto: *throws a punch*

Arctic: That’s it. That’s good. Hey Dusk, put your shirt back on!

Callisto: *turns around*

Arctic: *kicks Callisto* This is not a game. You’ve gotta be ready for anything.

Nyx Belladonna: Dude! That’s not cool!

Arctic: Well that foxy Faunus thinks it is.

Nyx Belladonna: *turns around*

Arctic : *kicks Nyx*

Nyx Belladonna: Ow!

Callisto: What are you doing?!

Nyx Belladonna: Why does it have to be a Faunus?!

[incorrect-knwc]

Team DYCE

Callisto: I’m a man of few words.

Dusk Krähe: Maybe if you read more, you’d have a larger vocabulary

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Karbon wakes up in the hospital after being stabbed)

Karbon Venetian: God damn, did they miss a vital organ AGAIN? Why can’t they just fucking kill m-

Destiny Hollow: Karbon, please.

Karbon Venetian: I’m sorry Destiny. I didn’t mean it. I love the monotonous repetition of existence, really.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(*Callisto’s motorcycle is hanging off a cliff*)

Krysta Rose: Oh my god, Callisto! Back it up!

Callisto: Really, Krysta? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Three edge lords and one innocent cinnamon roll playing mad libs)

Krysta Rose: Okay Callisto, your turn. Give me a noun

Callisto: Blood.

Krysta Rose: Okay. Now Dusk you supply an adjective.

Dusk Krähe: Psychotic.

Krysta Rose: Oh... good one... and Destiny, a verb.

Destiny Hollow: Choke.

Krysta Rose: Well you’ve already used choke three times, but okay.

[incorrect-knwc]

“ ‘Don’t accidentally kill someone’. Well I’m not a fucking idiot. I know how to do it on purpose.”

Callisto, probably.

[incorrect-knwc]

“Fun facts that you may not know. It is actually illegal to be mean to me.”

Krysta Rose probably.

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Recovering from a fight with casualties. )

Callisto Black wrapping up Karbon’s injured shoulder: I know. This is weird. Mistakes were made.

Karbon Venetian: By you.

Callisto Black: And people got hurt.

Karbon Venetian: By you.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(Callisto and Wester run from cops to an elevator. Wester has bullet holes in his suit and a cut on his lip. )

Civilian walking in the elevator: *notices Wester* Oh you poor dear.

Callisto: Don’t waste your sympathy on this piece of shit.

Civilian: …

[loubuggins]

Doing an experiment...if you saw the potential for a romance to form between Beast Boy and Raven in the OG cartoon, please reblog.

[incorrect-knwc]

Team KNWC

(The team is brought together for their first mission)

Karbon Venetian: Where’s Callisto?!

Wester Acero: I don’t know!

(Meanwhile)

Callisto: Ten percent.

Glynda Goodwitch: Ookay, how about eight?

Callisto: Um gee. How about ten?

Glynda Goodwitch: This is not a time to be stubborn! They need you out there!

Callisto: Yeah I want to fight as much as the next guy but I need you to need me enough to give me that ten percent.

Karbon Venetian: I’m stuck! I need someone’s help!

Callisto: Again I can’t legally fight as a criminal against whatever destroyed Vale, Mistral, and Vacuo until my name is on that line.

Glynda Goodwitch: You forgot Atlas.

Callisto: You know what? Fuck Atlas.

Wester Acero: FUCKING CALLISTO!

Callisto: …yeah so do you want me to join your Team Gen:LOCK or what?

Glynda Goodwitch: You mean Team KNWC?

Callisto: Same shit.

Glynda Goodwitch: This doesn’t involve giant mechs.

Nyx Belladonna: Call in the paladins! (Paladin mechs drop from the sky) Engage target!

Callisto: Oh okay, guess I’m a FUCKING ASSHOLE because those look exactly like giant mechs to me!

Glynda Goodwitch: They’re…different.

Callisto: Uh huh. Ma’am what’s your position?

Glynda Goodwitch: Headmistress of Beacon academy.

Callisto: Oh, “Headmistress of Beacon academy?” Fucking act like it.

Glynda Goodwitch: Team KNWC needs your help!

Callisto: Yeah no kidding. Let me break down the issue. You got Nyx reading at a third grade level, Karbon trying to do his taxes, you got fucking Wester out there doing god knows what. Face up and face it, you need me a hella lot more than I want you. Now I want my ten percent royalty and I want it now.

Glynda Goodwitch: … fine, ten percent.

Callisto: ELEVEN.