#technoblade myct

[metrixnos]

Chamomile honey tea

[cosmicasteroids]

Technoblade tarot card

[semi-official-bird]

I think honestly the part of the death announcement that hit so hard for me was the fact that he knew. He knew he was dying, knew how long he had but he still was so positive.

Instead of announcing that it was/might have been terminal, he encouraged people. They sent so much support, bought his merch, and donated to charities. He could have said it right away and sent so many people into grieving but he didn't.

Because that isn't technoblade. Rest in peace king, he's plotting to fight God up there.

🐷👑

[fluff-zzz]

happy birthday Techno :D

[aldakat31415]

Soooo uhhhhhh...

the dsmp got me down bad.. technoblade is.. ight I know but hes so.. anyway uhhh.. here.

Technoblade x reader

Warnings: Mythology may be inaccurate I went off memory.. sorry.

The sound of books hitting the counter, dust flying everywhere as you opened the book in front of you. The pages stacked up for what seemed would take centuries to read. You had no idea what had possessed you to come back here, the library.

The bookshelves didn't just shelve novels, but memories. The two of you used to run through the building, knocking over book-karts and bumping into people as the librarian shushed you.

"Blood for the blood god!" the boy shouted, a fake wooden sword in one hand as he stood atop of his book pile. King of the hill.. You looked up at him, a literary throne fit for a king. Laughing while trying to climb the mountain and accidentally knocking him down under you, the two of you laughing your heads off until something smacked into him.

"huh.." he picked the book up, showing it to you. It had a large hardback cover, images of strange people. One had shoes with wings, and he flew over another man who was half horse? You laughed at the absurdness, but Techno stared at it for a second, seemingly intrigued. "Greek mythology.." He mumbled under his breath, staring at the words.

"Isn't that the weird story from history class?" You asked as you both stood up. He opened it up, and the first page was a little terrifying. A giant man, swallowing babies.

"Oh its Kronos." He commented, far more educated on the subject than you had been at the time. "He ate his children so they wouldn't overthrow his rule."

You stared at him, disturbed. Your elementary school brain did not like or really get what this was. " He ate his kids.. Yeah.. that's freaky.." You said, making a face at the picture.

"Well it doesn't end badly." Techno begins, trying to ease your discomfort. "The kids actually win at the end. " He flipped the page, pointing to a bunch of people in bed-sheet dresses. "Zeus mom actually tricked his dad, so he didn't get eaten. Instead he grew up, and formed a plan. He made his dad eat a really gross mixture and throw up all his siblings, and they defeated him afterward. So they got to rule Olympus."

You were silent for a moment. "You know a lot about this.."

"I actually pay attention in class."

You laugh a little, remembering the two of you as kids. You opened the book in the middle, knowing it like the back of your hand as you flipped to your favorite part.

"Theseus.. Theseus.. who is this guy.." A teenage you mumbled to yourself. "Is he like Perseus..? Is he in Percy Jackson.." You looked at the book, not really wanting to read it and just hoping your memories of your favorite children's novel would help.

"It's disappointing to know you only know stuff from that book.." A voice behind you grumbled, the piglin holding his books close to himself as he sat the stack next to you.

"I like books, but I have other hobbies Tech. I can't dedicate my whole life to them you do.." You reply teasingly, finally giving in and opening the book.

"Hey! I play Minecraft!" He argues, reading over your shoulder.

"And kill orphans, such a booked schedule tech.." You comment absentmindedly. "It's a miracle you have enough time for me."

"Hey, you would fail English without me."

"I would not. I'd have B's."

"So thank me for the A's." He teases, tucking a piece of hair behind your hair. You look up at him, snorting at his action. He was always so touchy, at the time you didn't think much of it. He was just Technoblade.

"Thank you so much.. Technoblade ruler of English class.." You rolled your eyes, before scrunching up your nose at one part. "He reminds me of your little brother... wait.. is this where the nickname comes from?"

He stares at you light your dumb.

"Right.. Mythology nut.. of course it does.." You mumble and he laughs, leaning his head on your shoulder. Even at that age he towered over you, just not as badly as he does now.

You pushed him off. "Why do you like this shit so much?" You wondered, a little grossed out at these supposed 'heroes'.

He thinks for a moment, before taking your hand in his own. " It's just.. it's cool.."

You sigh. "Is that the best I get.. that's so little from a nerd like you."

He laughs. "Like you're not one.. You got all those weird things you like too."

"Touche, now.. maybe you could give me a better answer?"

"...no.. But maybe you could actually study.. don't wanna fail that essay do we?" You sighed, some of his mothering tendencies could be annoying.

"Like I could with you around." You mock.

"...flattery. I like that. Does work on me. Okay, I guess it's because.. i like how exciting it is, the danger and the romance. Not everybody is great, but it's.. compelling. Besides, this book reminds me of you." He points to the one you were reading. "It always finds you, you say you can't stand this subject, but I always find you looking into it. It feels.. special."

He stared into your eyes, and suddenly you were hyper aware of his hand on yours as you found yourself feeling warmer. His words touching something inside of you as you looked into his glistening orbs of eyes, something you had never seen in them before.

A sigh and a vague feeling made you close the book. You could recite every word inside out and backwards and the words were dancing along the tip of your tongue. Tears started to fall down your cheek, and you came back into reality cupping your cheek with a realization.

"Thump. "

A book hit the floor.

You turned around to see long pink hair fall across a man's shoulder as he bent down to pick up what he had dropped, his appearance was familiar, but when he looked back up at you your heart popped.

"Y/N.." The word came from a voice both familiar and not. You stood up, the book to your chest. You legs found their way next to him without you telling them to, staring at his face like a book you couldn't put down.

"Tech.. It's been a while. " he had gotten tall, and you noticed how nicely he kept his hair in a braid. A collared white shirt that practically came from a fairy-tale. You couldn't help but admire how much he looked like a prince.

He held a hand close to his chest, the words catching on his throat."Y-yeah.. It's.. I haven't seen you since high school, have I?"

You giggled at his reaction, his emotions clear as day. "..Missed me?"

His breath catches, such a strange but beautiful reaction from such a large man. "Y-yes. Yes I missed you. Oh Y/n, I missed you."

You sigh as he cups your cheek noticing your tears. "Y-"

"I missed you too." You cut him off. "The past three years.. have been so.." You bit your lip, clutching the book closer to you.

He noticed the book, his eyes widening before he laughed out. "You have it!" He held it up, before looking at you. Something in his eyes changed as they widened at his realization.

You nodded. "I'm actually a teacher now.." You looked down blushing. "I needed it for my class.. thought I would use the special one.."

"You're a teacher?" He looks at you curiously before you notice his badge.

"You work here now?"

"Literature major.. I'm hoping to become head librarian.." He looks away blushing.

You hold the badge in your hand, admiring it. "You're gonna be an amazing one."

"thanks.. I thought you hated mythology.." He commented, handing the book back to you.

"I changed my mind.." You replied, as one last memory came back to you.

It was graduation day, and it was pouring rain. You and Techno sat under the bleachers, laugh at you used him plus his jacket as an umbrella. He was drenched, and not a drop had touched you. "This is not fair.." He complained.

"You're the one who wanted to read it to me.. here's the best spot.." You replied, trying not to laugh.

He let out a annoyed sigh, opening the book as you leaned into his chest. "People are gonna think were making out or something.." He replied blushing.

"Let people think what they want.." You were serious, but a warmth crept through you at his words as butterflies filled your stomach.

"Okay.. Theseus?"

"You read that every time.. " You complained. "Any new ones?"

"No.. But we haven't read this one in a while. " He pointed to a page with a goddess with flawless skin and gorgeous features adorned. "Aphrodite."

"Hmm.. Okay.. but you gotta spice it up if I'm not supposed to get bored. "

"I didn't write it.. how could I.." He sighed at your look. "Aphrodite was the goddess of love. One of her birth stories is that she came from the ocean, the foam of sea birthing her. She's married to Hephaestus, but cheats on him with Ares.. who's apparently much hotter. Her son is Eros, who is the god of love-"

"I'm bored.." You admitted after trying to pay attention for a while. "Can't we do anything else.. "

"Aphrodite is interesting.." He whined.

"While her love life may be, i beg to differ.. " You sighed and closed your eyes. "I'm gonna fall asleep.."

He laughed, running his hands through your hair. "You think her love life is interesting? That's.. a start."

You laughed with him. "Well it's better than mine, I've never even dated.. I don't think anyone's attracted to me.."

"What no.. you're plenty hot. You'll find someone in no time." He tried to cheer you up, and ignore the blush that the words caused him to adorn.

"Mmmm.. maybe a person like Hephaestus. Ugly face and good personality. Good spouse, just a little.. boring. I'd marry them in like ten years." You tried to think of the best thing you could think of for yourself.

"So you do listen.. "

"Yeah I know his mom yeeted him off a cliff for being ugly.." You replied. "Like me."

He sighed. "You're anything but ugly. You rival.. you rival Aphrodite. " He did the look once again and you felt yourself pulled in.

"You reall-"

"...Yeah.. Look you're gorgeous.. inside and out.. You make the goddess of love look like some nobody with how much you outshine her. And I.. I love you. I love you so badly.. " He looked away and you could feel his heart beat against his chest, practically trying to escape.

You opened your mouth only to close it, and what started as pull was now a force of magnetism so great you found your lips close to his before you pulled away. "You.. Technoblade.." Your heartbeat was a stampeding armada. He looked down and you cried, tears dripping down your cheeks.

"I know you don't feel the same.."

"I didn't say that."

His eyes slowly met yours, and you felt like the sun and moon had become one and the same. The sky was a storm overhead and the man you loved and who loved you looked at you with such a gaze that you felt like you might pass out. You leaned in, and you found yourself in the present again. Staring up at him and techno staring down at you like both of you had just had gone through the same memory.

"I Uh.. " He looked away blushing, his glasses catching the light and glinting pink. Those were new.

You held his hands. "I know.." his eyes returned to you. "I know.. I know Tech." Pressing one of his palms into your cheek you looked up at him and a wave of emotions passed between the two of you, it had been years, but that same magnet drew the two of you closer. His lips touched yours as he cupped your face with a hand, the other wrapping around your waist.

Right where it belonged.

[ghostwink]

a healthy exercise of government suppression 

[plutosalt]

Technoblade: I wasn’t that bad of an older brother growing up

Tommy:You told me spiders lay their eggs at the the bottoms of bananas and I still don’t eat the bottoms of them.

Wilbur: After I lost my first tooth you told me that if the tooth fairy didn’t like the tooth under my pillow she would steal all the teeth in my mouth.

Tommy: When I was six you told me that 7up would be poisonous to me because I was under seven.

Wilbur: You told me that dragons were real, just extinct and I believed you till 6th grade.

Technoblade: LiKe I sAiD-

[thebadchoicemachine]

OH FUCK TECHNO’S “PEER PRESSURE” AT THE FESTIVAL WASN’T FROM SCHLAT OR THE ATTENDEES

It was from the voices. The chat. Us. The Blood God demanded blood.