Dec 30, 2021
Kidnapper:We have your child
Ranboo, looking at Michael: No you don't, he's in front of me
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Ranboo: Oh god, you have Tubbo
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Kidnapper:We have your child
Ranboo, looking at Michael: No you don't, he's in front of me
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Ranboo: Oh god, you have Tubbo
Tommy:*Breaks lamp
Philza: WHAT WAS THAT!
Tommy:(No hesitation)Wilbur broke the lamp!
Wilbur:(Who was about to take the blame for Tommy) *narrows eyes* You little shi-
Tommy: It’s a moo point.
Tubbo: Moo point?
Tommy: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Tubbo, to Ranboo: Have I been friends with him for too long or did that all just make sense?
Fans: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Tubbo: We're chopsticks!
Fans: Well... that's cute!
Fans: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Ranboo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Tubbo: *slowly holds up nuke with sparkle in his eye*
George: May luck (and this picture of Dream eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
Tommy:Can you pass the pitcher?
Phil:just pass your glass I can fill it up
Tommy:...You sure? I mean...
Phil:I can see glass godamnit!
Tommy: Ok if you insist. *hands glass
Philza:*pours water next to it
Technoblade: I wasn’t that bad of an older brother growing up
Tommy:You told me spiders lay their eggs at the the bottoms of bananas and I still don’t eat the bottoms of them.
Wilbur: After I lost my first tooth you told me that if the tooth fairy didn’t like the tooth under my pillow she would steal all the teeth in my mouth.
Tommy: When I was six you told me that 7up would be poisonous to me because I was under seven.
Wilbur: You told me that dragons were real, just extinct and I believed you till 6th grade.
Technoblade: LiKe I sAiD-
Wilbur(Rounding the corner with nerf darts sticking to his glasses.):GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GREMLIN
Tommy:THIS IS FOR PUTTING TACKS UP THE DARTS WHEN I WAS TEN! YOU BETTER PRAY FOR MERCY FUCKER!