#technologically illiterate

[human-n0-l0ng3r]

went on a long walk. some things i saw:

2 frogs

5 ducklings

1 beaver

2 mourning doves

3 red wing black birds

2 canadian geese

1 great blue heron

1 squirrel that i had a conversation with (i mimicked its sounds back to it)

[irisasis]

how do you respond to someone’s reblog help

[anothergayghoul]

I feel like a boomer... I just had to Google how to full-screen my laptop

[theillusionofpants]

Me on the phone: Hello, yes I could use some help. See, I'm a millennial and most of the technology that I grew up with and learned about is now either out of date or has switched to some type of subscription model that I am unfamiliar with and feels needlessly complex and I am finding it increasingly more difficult to get my bearings as the speed at which technology changes keeps getting faster and faster and I'm having more and more trouble deciphering what is real vs what is a scam and oh God have I become my parents and is this the beginning of being paranoid of technology and unable to adapt to a new world order and am I going to have to take technology CLASSES at like the YMCA or the library or something???

I.T.:......

I.T.: IM SORRY, I DIDN'T CATCH THAT. PLEASE REPEAT YOUR REQUEST FROM THE FOLLOWING CHOICES OR HIT THE POUND SIGN

Me: ::sobbing into phone:: I used to teach people how to use AIM!!

[prime-tiktoks]

[sweetpotatoschemes]

It would be kind of cool to have like a discord server or something with lots of the Kaito artist/enjoyers

[amayaonfiya]

I logged into Tumblr.com on my desktop for the first time since starting my blog WITH THE INTENTION to say how nostalgic it feels, but it took me 10 minutes just to get here ngl

[brainypixel]

Did you know that most Sasquatches are technologically illiterate? This is why they never respond to emailed tea party invitations.