#teethpaste

[magnusthefish]

Ty: Any questions?

Kit: Why is it called toothpaste when it should be called teethpaste?

Ty: I meant about the plan

Kit: It should be called teethpaste and you know it

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Teethpaste

Ravenclaw: Any questions?

Gryffindor: Why is it called toothpaste when it should be called teethpaste?

Ravenclaw: ... Ok thats stupi-... wait...

*Ravenclaw exe has stopped working*

Slytherin: ... I think they meant about the plan.

...

Gryffindor: It should be called teethpaste and you know it!

*bonus*

Ravenclaw: HOLY SHI-

[givememydailymemefix]

Teeth

[folykl-clinging-to-things]

Folykl clinging onto one of the pictures my friends sent to me

LovE iT.

~mod lanq

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hefkerut]

Time for a silly ask: You are in charge of creating a new toothpaste. It can be any color, taste, smell or whatever. You get an unlimited supply of that toothpaste too. What are you creating?/@i-send-you-random-asks

OMG YES YES YES FUCK MINT TOOTHPASTE

It's gonna be blue and pink, smell like mango but taste like strawberries with *NO* HINT OF MINT

It is also more viscous, so it has no chance of falling off of my teethbrush

It shall be called:

The Teethpaste

cause, you know, you can use it to brush multiple teeth at once

[owltea123]

gonna try to get blocked by colgate on twitter cause im bored wish me luck

[imgns]

hiiiiii ims!!!!! missed you <33

haaaiiii missed u too teeth :)