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My palebro makes an amazing pillow.

[thedigitalizedprince]

MOW.  KITTEN FOOD DELIVERY.

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[06:16] TG: you been eating okay?

[06:16] AR: Eating

[06:16] AR: ?

[06:16] AR: What's that?

[06:17] TG: the thing you do when you shovel food into your mouth and swallow kitt

[06:17] TG: have you been doing that

[06:24] AR: Oh you mean when the little shit shoves crap in my mouth and stares at me until it dissapears.

[06:24] TG: yes

[06:24] TG: that

[06:24] TG: has he been doing that three times a day

[06:25] AR: He's definatley done it a few times.

[06:25] AR: I think he brought me kittenfood once.

[06:25] TG: ew

[06:25] TG: nasty

[06:26] AR: It was pretty good.

[06:26] TG: ahahahahaha kitt omfg

[06:26] AR: Laugh some more.

[06:26] AR: I'll tell him you want some.

[06:27] TG: dont you dare

[06:27] AR: I'll do it.

[06:27] TG: kitt no

[thedigitalizedprince]

There's something in the air today...

Hmm...

...

It's a...

Holiday!

You know what that means!

Cooking!

Sir, Concubine, we are all going to my house for holiday dinner and that is final.  Right now.

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TG: christ

TG: how many dirks do you know???

AR: Let's put it this way. Asking me about 'Dirk' is not a very productive way of getting specific information.

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TG: how old are you

AR: Old as balls. And then some.

AR: And only getting older.

TG: i can take that as an acceptable answer

TG: any answer that includes balls in it is a good one

AR: Good man.

[thedigitalizedprince]

When you arrive to where you traced Dave's signal as being you recognize the place.  It's where you had rescued the other, older Dave from when he had nearly been driven to suicide.

And just as pleasantly this time, you find this Dave facedown at a table next to an empty bottle of wine and the stain of a half-empty bottle.

Gryphon is on the table alternately pawing at Dave and mewling, shades removed from Dave's face and haphazardly strewn onto the kitten's face.  You're a little dissappointed.  You're a lot sad.

You lean down, glad you chose your human chassis to scope out the situation in.

And then you bite Dave's ear HARD.