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[zeoumren]

Honestly, the tumblr algorithm is screwing me so hard I may as well say:

"More daddy!~♡"

(I regret only my bad joke, not the callout of the algorithm that screws over text content and small creators.)

[melancholic-rowen]

I was talking with my friends the other day

And two things happend

1. I made them mad at me

2. I think I now have a theory that could explain why there won't be spiderman in the mcu anymore

[gay-waste]

She blocked me after that

[hws-gods-1p2pladonia]

Berwald knocks on the door of a temple quite far from the one he lives in. He feels silly knocking on an open door but he does it to make sure his friend will be inside. "Sture? Are you in here?" He waits a few moments, secretly hoping that he won't have to trundle off to another temple.

“!!!” And cue Sture rushing over, slipping into happy shouting as he basically jumped up to tacklehug Berwald. Nevermind the confused new worshipper there, staring at the antics. Quinn could figure it out on their own, he was too excitable to give clear answers in the moment.

[hws-gods-1p2pladonia]

Do u guys ever have sibling fights?

"Petty was neither of our middle names in any of our sets of lifetimes. Why must you be this way?”

“Because. I’m bored and want to pick a fight with someone. Chaos is literally one of my main aspects!”

“Mm. So be it then. I challenge you to another mock sword fight.”

“And I gladly accept.”

So began the smacking.

[hws-gods-1p2pladonia]

🥭 What’s your favourite food?

“Yanno what? I rarely even eat anymore since I don’t need to. But I prefer straight up pastries and sweets when I can get them. Cinnamon rolls, caramel, chocolate...”

“I prefer to continue eating. What is life without food?! And gimme salty things. Salted fish, dried seaweed. That salty licorice stuff.”

[hws-gods-1p2pladonia]

🤔If you could have picked what you were god of, what would it have been?

“I mean. I’m fairly happy with my situation. But if I could be anything different. I suppose it’d be more focused on strategy and time. Than trickery and thieves. The trickery I can more live with, the thieves... That was an accidental association I have no control over.”

“In truth I think of myself as more fire and destruction than my worshippers apparently do. Not that I’m complaining just... Yeah. My aspects would be wildly different if I had choice.”

[hws-gods-1p2pladonia]

Oh mighty gods Sture and Hemming, please help me vanish into thin air, the guards are after me but you know I've done nothing wrong!

i͝t ҉i̕s d͘o̴ne. go a̧n̛d bę f̛r̀èe,҉ wo̢rshi҉pp̛e̢r̷. 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎.