#text:harry

[mollymaehague]

text: harry

molly-mae: I just saw the news!! congratulations on your new bundle of joy! are all your children so excited to be a big brother/big sisters?!

[malbfaery]

text 💬 marry

Mal: I'm actually asking a real question for once so don't automatically go into dick mode.

Mal: Do you carry your hook around still because you like... miss your dad? Or does it have nothing to do with him anymore?

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 older hooks

Harriet: I know we did it all the time back home, but have you ever sailed so far out into Auradonian seas that you're stopped by the barrier?

[theclarawilde]

sms: clarry

CLARA: Hi.

CLARA: I know things have been strange between us since... you know. But things are strange with too many friends right now, and I don't like it.

CLARA: So.. enough of that, yes?

[umadelmar]

text 💬 huma

Uma: You think today's the day we could finally go get sushi without me ending up getting sat right in front of the octopus on display?

[agntgalahadjr]

( imessage to my fucking hart ) sides me thinkin about this all fucking day jus want u 2 know that m changin ur name in my phone 2 Harry fucking gentleman spy Hart. Also ur ringtone is now Secret Agent Man

( imessage to my fucking hart ) try n stop me

(( @mmmgalahad

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT 📷 HARNAH

Hannah: Ughhhh, can't we just photoshop you into the family Christmas card in a different outfit so I don't have to be in it at all?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT ⚡ HARMETT

Emmett: Dude, your brain's kinda weird so you've probably never thought about it before, but like... you ever realize that you and me are kinda similar? Like, we've both got these badass amazing chicks we hang out with and it's like, no matter how many other people we bone we'd like, always choose them over the sex like any time. I mean, I dunno if you just choose Uma 'cause she's scary as hell or if it's actually because you just like, feel like you breathe better around her and shit and you'd do anything for her, but it's cool, right? Like, the world's all assuming we're in love with them or whatever, but it doesn't even matter what the world's saying or if it like, scares off other people or anything because it's all cool, as long as they're on your team. You feel me?