#firstmateharry

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT 📷 HARNAH

Hannah: Ughhhh, can't we just photoshop you into the family Christmas card in a different outfit so I don't have to be in it at all?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT ⚡ HARMETT

Emmett: Dude, your brain's kinda weird so you've probably never thought about it before, but like... you ever realize that you and me are kinda similar? Like, we've both got these badass amazing chicks we hang out with and it's like, no matter how many other people we bone we'd like, always choose them over the sex like any time. I mean, I dunno if you just choose Uma 'cause she's scary as hell or if it's actually because you just like, feel like you breathe better around her and shit and you'd do anything for her, but it's cool, right? Like, the world's all assuming we're in love with them or whatever, but it doesn't even matter what the world's saying or if it like, scares off other people or anything because it's all cool, as long as they're on your team. You feel me?

[hookedonharriet]

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[hookedonharriet]

TEXT 🍻 HAR-SQUARED

Harriet: you know i give you a lto sof shit but i dont afctually think yo're completely useless, ahrry.

[zevonchanca]

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[zevonchanca]

TEXT 🐫 ZARRY

Zevon: I don't know about you, but I still totally think we should do that breaking into the zoo thing.

[hannaharendelle]

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[nadiaazar]

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