#asuharry

[malbfaery]

text 💬 marry

Mal: I'm actually asking a real question for once so don't automatically go into dick mode.

Mal: Do you carry your hook around still because you like... miss your dad? Or does it have nothing to do with him anymore?

[beyondthesmee]

text 🌜 sarry

Sammy: Why do you reckon your dad gave you and Captain similar names?

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 older hooks

Harriet: I know we did it all the time back home, but have you ever sailed so far out into Auradonian seas that you're stopped by the barrier?

[darlingvirginias]

@hookedonharry​:

The name be Harry, Harry Hook. If we’re calling each other by the wrong names on purpose, I need to brainstorm for ye because all I keep thinking is Virgin. I don’t know the same way I don’t know what a lot of nonsense and frufru words mean – it doesn’t matter.

If you say so, Harold! That’s certainly not the most inventive or accurate of nicknames, I’d tell you to try and do better but I’m not sure I can expect more creativity from someone who doesn’t even want to know the most fundamental dichotomy of human personality! 

[cassidystabbington]

@hookedonharry​:

As many ways to die at land, ducky, and then some, but at least ye’d die with glory and be forever immortalized in a shanty. Ye could do worse for yerself, ya know. I don’t say I see pirate potential in just anybody.

Cool, think I’ll stick to my current possible deaths and not add more options into the mix. Also, I hate sea shanties. They just make me think of Jimmy Buffett teaming up with a ska band and that’s like, a literal assault on my ears. 

[umadelmar]

text 💬 huma

Uma: You think today's the day we could finally go get sushi without me ending up getting sat right in front of the octopus on display?

[racheladale]

WIS: Yourself, Robbie, Mary Kate, Jojo, Marco, Cassie, Desiree, Katie, Will

Oh gosh, it’s not up to me to decide who makes other people happy and makes their heart feel fireworks! But you asked so I guess I have to try! 

@willofnottingham is married to @jungleboyblake and they’re so good together, I don’t think I need to give him any backup options!

@katie-kluck would be so cute with someone fun and nice and happy just like she is! Maybe @dizzybydesignx or @emery-gothel!

@ririhiss loves being a pirate so much that she obvi has to end up with another pirate or someone else who wants to be a pirate! So maybe @hookedonharry since he’s on the same crew as her! Or @adriane-facilier too, either one could be super duper beautiful!

@cassieadale needs someone who’s sweet and patient and good with animals like her! Maybe @icemasterbents or @sonnylemons -- fixing animals is kind of like fixing people, right?

@marcoalandale should be with a pretty musical girl! I know he talks to @fredcilier a lot but what about @eveningstardubois or @mayariverax? They’re super duper cool too!

@jojohood deserves to be with whoever she wants, but if things don’t work out with her current boo I sweaaaaaar @cashforrester is like so nice and cool and fun and awesome!

@marykatehood seems the happiest I’ve ever seen her but if things don’t work out with @n-atua I know she and @andreatriton will always have each other! Or if they don’t like each other in the sexy baseball kind of way maybe she could run away with @jaynassar instead!

@robbshood is harder to figure out but I think he could be super duper fun with someone like @maisy-macguffin or @kiarataji! Oh wait no, that last one would be bad since she’s @therubyfitz‘s best friend! Ummmmmm what about @wingedmoreno or @lyra-k? 

i need entertainment

[auradonstatehq]

:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ THOMAS DOHERTY ]? No, it’s just [ HARRY HOOK ], the descendant of [ CAPTAIN HOOK ]! [ HE ] is [ 21 / JUNIOR ] and some say he tends to be [ BATSHIT ] but he is really [ RIDE-OR-DIE ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 25, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

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