Oct 14, 2020
Today I am thankful for a large pot that was gifted to me. I'm excited to cook soups and pasta in excessive quantities!
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Today I am thankful for a large pot that was gifted to me. I'm excited to cook soups and pasta in excessive quantities!
Drilovsky Road Trip
A dialouge between me and @numbuh-14.
For context, for the last couple of days, we’ve been making a next gen family for fanny and patton (i forgot how i came up but we have fun making it so i guess it doesn’t matter). Anyway, so we ended making them 10 kids. Because we’re risk takers. We’re making a fanfic out of this (i might upload them little prototype bios later)
This has 7 of them. I personallly think there’s 3 children over 13, one who’s close to being 13, and 3 that are younger than 13.
If there’s any part of this that confuses you or you’re just curious about something involving this, you may either message me or ask me in my ask box.
The parts i made are in normal font @numbuh-14 is in italic
Enjoy!!
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You know what would be something to see? A Drilovsky family road trip
I’ve thought about doing something like that and it’s c r a z y and yeah, totally :)
All 12 of them cooped up in a small space for numerous hours.
It’s a miracle if they all survive.
no kidding ———————–
“A BEE FLEW THROUGH THE WINDOW” “Ah, sweet, what kind?” “NOT NOW MORGAN, KILL IT PJ,”
(I feel for Elliott here. I hate bees) “Only if it’s the Jerry Seinfeld kind” “JUST KILL IT!” “Alright!” And then he hits Ginger “Hey! What the crud was that for?!?” “He wasn’t bothering anyone,” “SPEAK FOR YOURSELF CRAZY NATURE LADY”
“Did you kill it?” “Trust me. Something is about to be killed all right”
“Kids, now is not the time to argue,” “Yeah, go to sleep or something,” “How am I supposed to sleep with her BRINGING BUGS INTO THE CAR?!” “I didn’t bring the bee, the bee came to me.” “Well ellie you should’ve thought better than to sit next to the living bug magnet.” “Shut up duncan! It’s not exactly easy riding sitting next to the living stink magnet.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “It means i can’t sleep with a huge gust of your stench straight in my face!”
“I’m not the one who smells!” “Uh, dude, yeah ya are, Try using some deodorant bro,” “Yeah, cause you’re really one to talk, mr. I-haven’t-showered-in-23-days” “Hey! That’s not true! It was 22 and a half! “Mom! Are we there yet?” “No! We still have 7 more hours to go. 7….long…LONG hours” “Don’t worry fanny. We already went through 10 hours of this, we can survive 7 more. We can do this”
“AAAH! THE BEE! IT’S BACK!!” “It’s alive!” “IT’S COMING TO ME!! GET IT AWAY! PJ, SAVE ME!” “Oh please dunc, you couldn’t recognize a good smell if it was right under your nose. Oh wait, that’s cause there never is one” “That’s cause your smell’s always blocking my nose! Don’t you ever smell anything past your own stench?” What do you think i am, blind? Of COURSE i can smell stuff” “Dang, Dunc get wrecked!”
“THE BEE, THE BEE” “Relax, it just wants a place to chill,” “It wants a VICTIM TO KILL” “That’s a tad overdramatic” “PJ! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE ME!!” “In a minute, I’m in the middle of something” “GINGER! SAVE ME!!” “Alright, but you have to play a little game with me first” “Anything” “It’s called A Punch for a Word. Basically, anytime somebody says something, i get to punch you.”
They hear all the other siblings talking to each other as Ginger starts to crack her knuckles
“Isn’t this such a great game?”
“OW! OW! OW! OK, OK! JUST GET RID OF THE BEE!” “No, don’t! It just wants a place to stay and rest” “Well it can’t rest here! OW! HEY!” “Sorry, game rules” “JUST KILL IT” “Ginger’s not killing it! Nobody is!” “OUCH OW OUCH!” “There it’s dead now shut the heck up!” “Scarlet, It’s a harmless insect,” “Yeah well listening to Elliot scream wasn’t harmless to my EARS”
“OW! OW! WOULD YOU STOP THAT? The bees dead!” “Nope. I haven’t killed a bee yet, meaning you still owe me” “Mom! Are we there now?” “No Kate! It has only been 5 minutes” “But the bees already dead! OW! That’s not fair! OW!” “Neither is life, ellie” “It’s Elliott! OW!”
“Hey Dad?” “What Scarlet?” “I gotta pee” “We JUST passes a rest stop!” “GINGER STOP PUNCHING ME” “Find a bee for me to kill and I will,” “OW!”
“I tried to say something but it’s hard to say anything past elliott’s screaming!” “OW! OW!” “Can’t you guys please do something together?” “I have an idea!” “I’m out. It’s one of PJ’s ideas, so those are never a good thing” “Ahem. 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 100 BOTTLES OF BEER” “Do you have to sing that?” “Depends Scarlet, do you still have to pee?” “Yes” “Then yes. I do. TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND” “stop.. SHUT UP!” “OW!” “99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER”
“Are we there NOW?” “OW! OW! STOP!” “No bee, no break kid” “MORGAN! SAVE ME!” “And let you guys potentially hurt another harmless insect? I don’t think so.”
“7 more hours,” “I don’t think I can do it,” “Oh please, you’ve gone through like 100 hours of labor, you can totally do this,” “That was less painful”
“TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 98 SLOSHING WATERY FLOWING SPLASHING COMPLETELY FILLED TO THE TOP BRIM BOTTLES OF-” “Alright, now you’re just asking for it!” “It’s PJ. Isn’t he always?” “-EXTREMELY WATERY QUENCHY LOQUIDY BEEER ON THE WALL!” “PJ! Do you want me to pee in this car?” “You wouldn’t dare” “Try me” “SCARLET IF YOU PEE IN THIS CAR IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE” “ooh, mom you tempt me- but these are my favorite pair of jeans,” “Ok then. 98 MAXIMUM FILLED NEARLY BURSTING OUT THE TOP BOTTLES OF BEER ON- “You know what? Maybe i should just pee all over YOU instead!” “I think I’ll take my chances on getting kicked out” “Aww. You’d really do that all for me?” “ESPECIALLY for you”
meanwhile “GINGER IF YOU PUNCH ME AGAIN I’LL” “YOULL WHAT” “YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT ILL DO”
“What COULD you possibly do?” “To be honest…. with all that stomach punching and the shaky car ride…i don’t really feel so good” “ ! YOU’RE NOT!” “Could this possible get any worse?”
BRAAUGH!!
“EWWW! MOM!! Elliott just puked on me!” “You had to ask, didn’t you Pat?”
“Ew that smells worse than Duncan!”
“Oh, don’t you even start Kate!” “What are you gonna do about it, stink-boy?”
“Elliot that’s gross,” “It’s gingers fault!” “He agreed to play the game!” “You said you were gonna kill the bee” “What? I’m not allowed to have a little fun first?” “The bees been dead for 10 minutes,” “So I have fun before and after,” “You want fun? You could join me in singing about the otehr 97 bottles of-” “Forget it, PJ!”
“Dad, I still have to pee!” “97 BOTTLES OF FLOWING DRIPPING WATER-” “PJ. SHUT. UP” “Hey, Scar. If you still have to pee, maybe you can drain some of it out through that huge hole in your nose from that ring” “Don’t you even go there, Ginger” “I’m not. I’m just suggesting you do” “Maybe you could go in one of the 3 empty beer bottles on the ground. Soon to be 4 since there’s now 96 BOTTLES OF RUSHING AND GUSHING-” “DAD!!!” “Ow! Something bit me!” “Cool! Ginger, the vomit on you starting to attract a group of flying ants” “FLYING ANTS?!?!” “Oh, boy…”
“Dad! I’m gonna pee if we don’t stop like right now” “No you’re not! We have enough nasty smells in here besides the vomit and Duncan!” “I USE DEODORANT” “not enough obviously”
“You take that back!” “Morgan! Get these bugs away! “No, they’re cute” “I DON’T CARE! I WANT THEM OUT!!” “But ellie you’re the one who brought them here in the first place”
“The pukes starting to soak into me, MORGAN GET THE BUGS OFF OF ME!” “Gladly!” “NO!” “Come on, they’re harmless!” “Duncan’s smell isn’t!” “KATE SHUT UP”
“Could you kids PLEASE calm down?!?” “Yeah. Dad’s right, this is getting ridiculous.” “(shocked) Uh..thanks PJ” “You’re welcome. And think about it. Maybe we can see stuff to occupy ourselves”
He starts leaning closer to Scarlet
“Like maybe, geysers and rivers and waterfalls pushing down thousands upon thousands of gallons of water” “I should’ve known it was too good to be true” “PJ SHUT UP!” “Wooshing water, drip drip drip,” “That’s the sound of the shower that we wish Duncan would take,” “Kate back off!”
“JUST GET THE BUGS AWAY!” “Then you shouldn’t have puked. You ruined my favorite shirt!” “A rushing stream, trickling down, splashing into a huge filled lake” “I’M GONNA KILL YOU!”
“Why’d you have to puke on me?” “ITS YOUR FAULT I PUKED” “You should’ve puked on morgan, she would’ve loved to be covered in bugs,” “I’m sorry I can’t control where I VOMIT!” “Hey! look out the window! A rushing river!” “Besides if you hadn’t kept punching me-” “It’s your fault for agreeing to play the game” “How was i supposed to know you were gonna do that?!?” “Because I’m Ginger.” “She’s right, you should’ve known,” “I didn’t ask for your opinion Duncan!” “Just sayin’”
“Hey look Scarlet! We’re gonna get on a bridge! Look at it! Surrounded by water EVERYWHERE” “DAAAD!!!” “KIDS STOP” “Woah, there’s no need to yell,” “Yeah seriously, chill out,” “We’re just kids, you don’t gotta yell,” “Then you kids shut up and cut it out or I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND WE WILL HEAD STRAIGHT HOME !!” “Y-Yes mom”
Silence for like a minute
“Hey Fanny, can you stop?” “Why” “Because i have to pee too” “PATTON!!” “THANK GOD, THANK YOU DAD!”
“Next time we’re flying, I don’t care how expensive the tickets are!” “Wait- I thought we were banned from the airlines?” “There are many other airlines we can get banned from,” “Yeah. Remember when we took that flight to Ireland?” “Of course i remember that. PJ and Ginger knocked that lady right out of her seat” “She shouldn’t have been sitting there” “And you 2 shouldn’t have tried to toss around a football” “We were bored” “It’s not our fault- we’re kids we need to be entertained,” “Listen to music or something. Don’t throw a football on a PLANE!” “And there she goes again with the yelling,”
And while they’re busy arguing
Duncan sees a bug on Kate’s arm and smacks it “OW! You hit me!” “You had a bug on you” “There’s still a bug here?!? MORGAN!” “You liar”
And the 2 start getting into a mini slap war
“IS THE BUG GONE?!” “I don’t know why you’re so scared, bugs are harmless,” “Yeah if you consider poisonous demons from the underworld ‘harmless’” “It’s just a bug, you scaredy cat!” “I am not a scaredy cat!” “Are too” “Are not!” “Are too!” “Are we almost at a rest stop?” “Patton, seriously?!” “I’ve gotta pee!”
And then PJ dumps out 2 sodas from earlier out the window
“Here dad, Scarlet. You guys could go in these” “Eww, gross! I’m not going in that!” “Of course you can, it’s a cup. I mean if it was a bottle, i could understand since you’re a girl and all-OW! (She punched him) “You’re disgusting!” “If you had to pee THAT bad you’d do it in the cup,” “PJ that’s gross!” “Actually, Ginger’s shirt and Duncan’s body oder is gross,”
Duncan stops fighting for a minute
“Hey! Do we have to go back to that?” “Hey, it’s not my fault. Just suck it up and face the music, bro” Duncan gets hit again “OW!” “Gotcha!”
“Are we there yet?” “Yep, go ahead and get out,” “But we’re still moving,” “So are we there?” “Um… no,” “Exactly! Now stop asking” “ARE NOT! ARE NOT! ARE NOT!” “ARE TOO INFINITY!” “JUST GET RID OF THE STUPID BUG ALREADY!” “Stop hitting me!” “You started it” “I was trying to be a good brother” “C'mon sis. You can pee and we’ll all just not look. We’re not here to judge, but I’m probably gonna do it anyway” “Shut up Ginger!” “FANNY I HAVE TO PEE” “Patton, the next rest stop is fifteen miles away,” “DRIVE FASTER, WOMAN!” “PJ, pass me one of those cups!” “DON’T YOU DARE, PATTON!” “FINE THEN PULL OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND I’LL PEE THERE” “Patton just HOLD it!” “I’VE BEEN HOLDING IT FOR AN HOUR, MOM DRIVE FASTER!”
And then everyone yelling over each other
“JUST GET RID OF THE BUG!” “YOU JUST BEING A WIMP SCARLET!” “NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE!” “I’M GONNA EXPLODE, MOM!” “GREAT! NOW THIS SHIRT’S RUINED!” “LET GO OF ME!” “I’M NOT APOLOGIZING TO A BUG!” “I MEAN, I’VE DONE IT BEFORE!” “YEAH, SO HAVE I” “GET MY FACE OUT OF YOUR SMELLY ARMPIT!” “FINE! THEN I’LL BEING IN A BUNCH OF MORE BUGS!” “FANNY! CAN’T YOU DRIVE ANY FASTER?!?” “NO! I TRIED TO BE NICE, BUT I’M TIRED OF IT” “YOU 2 ARE DISGUSTING!!” “NOO! I DON’T WANT ANYMORE BUGS!!” “NICE?!? YOU PUNCHED ME!” “THERE WAS A BUG ON YOUR ARM!!” “YOU LIAR” “MOM!” “FANNY!”
“ENOUGH!!!!”
And Fanny, having enough, suddenly roughly brakes to a halt
And when fanny’s mad, you know something is about to go down
Oh lord, and all of them immediately stop talking and look down
“DUNCAN! KATE! STOP FIGHTING!” “But he started it!” “I don’t care who started it. I’LL FINISH IT!! ELLIOT! Apologize!” “Sorry Morgan, and icky bug” “MORGAN! Get those bugs out of here! “Guys! Go home” (And suddenly the bugs all leave) “GINGER! PJ! STOP ANNOYING EVERYBODY!” “I don’t know if that’s possible mom” (Fanny gives Ginger the worst death glare possible) “Then again, I’m sure i can find a way” “I thought so. SCARLET! PATTON! IT IS 15 MILES TO THE REST STOP! YOU 2 EITHER SIT THERE AND HOLD IT OR GET OUT AND WALK THE 10 HOURS HOME!” “Yes mom” “Yes dear” Good. Now, i want compete silence for the next 10 minutes so everyone’s gonna shut up or so help me i will ground you all for a month! UNDERSTAND?!?“ (Everyone nodding) “Good”
And then they continue off in silence
Fanny thinking “whoever said it was better to travel that to arrive should’ve been kicked out into the street and shot”
And Patton thinking “Man, if i wasn’t potentially in trouble, i would SO kiss her right now”
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We had fun.
This goes on for even longer after the rest stop, but that’s another story.
Don’t worry @truebuggy, this dialouge does not condone the act of killing bees.
(Although i still don’t like them)
finally have a better url i'm so relieved