#thanks patrick

[thepoetsarentjust]

NOBODY CARES WORK HARDER

[bugwolfsstuff]

I don't want to use my knowledge of mythology for good I want to use it to inflict psychic damage to unsuspecting people in my mythology based fandoms

[ladyinthebluebox]

"When you report to the Inquisitor..." His voice faltered. "Say that I'm sorry."

this will live in my head rent-free until the next game, i guess.

[the-writer-is-always-write]

If you want a story with a brilliant, intense, thrilling, twisted, and unique plot, then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story that will keep you up until the early hours of the morning, and make your heart leap for joy, then your stomach clench in terror, and keep you guessing and hoping and waiting through every page, then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story with flawed, relatable, and heartbreaking characters then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story that brims with raw, agonizing emotion, so that you feel every thought, dream, fear, and hope of the characters as deeply as if you were them, then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story that covers the entire spectrum of humanity, from the darkest to the lightest and everything in between, then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story with a slow-burning romance that's subtle and uncertain in ways, and yet powerfully woven through even the most minute of details, and crafted around a stunning and heartwarming friendship that refuses to cease even through the most dire of circumstances, then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story that ruthlessly deals with harsh topics, such as innocence, maturity, violence, murder, and war, in an enlightening, engrossing, and terrifying manner, then read the Chaos Walking series.

If you want a story that will make you laugh for joy on one page, then drive you to despairing tears in the next, then read the Chaos Walking series.

But mostly... if you want a good story, then I encourage you...

Read the Chaos Walking series.

[banaenaes]

#WasteMyTime2017 is the mood of the year

[coolbasssword]

You’re en-gay-ged.

For anyone that didn’t know, I’m marrying a walking pun. 

[vivaindiffrnce]

laura jane grace thinks i’m lame and i’m sad

[galadrieljones]

Just saw a hot bald man and stared at him for far longer than was probably appropriate.