#that is a

[gaelickguidette]

had a customer swear at me today in the least threatening way possible because he forgot half his order hope he d*es

[i-am-orion-hydra-lazuli]

why do headaches always hit at the worst times? reading a book? bam headache. watching a movie? bam headache. eating cereal at 3 am because the horrors woke you up? bam headache. fighting the demon living in your closet? bam headache. making out with the demon you've had a crush on for 6000 years before another angel comes down and offers you a job? bam headache. watching YouTube? bam headache. kidnapping the immortal vampire from the tomb he's been stuck in for 800 years? headache AND asbestos somehow.

[hopskipandarump]

omega-m cleaved my ass so hard i got a new opening in it LMAO

[thequeertiefling]

This is the first time I have EVER even thought of this but

Am I? Attracted to the Krang?

[theblessedbear]

(via Be a princess for a day and get a mha boyfriend | Kirishima)

[sasquach-scratches]

ah....................

[holyfucker]

In the enclosure directly in front of you, you are able to see @holyfucker being a True Air sign, unable to make up her mind if humans deserve to live or if I should press the earth-destruct button <3

[bottom-lexa]

Pre vs post workout