For ship thing: JaimeXBrienne
(Will get to your ficcy ask later when I have more creativity!)
Who does the laundry and other chores:
Brienne. Jaime wants to hire someone to do it, but Brienne doesn’t think it’s a good idea, because she was raised with the concept of fiscal responsibility.
How many children do they have:
None. Childbirth wierds Brienne out. But they spend a lot of time with Cersei’s children.
….I’m just going to ponder that syntax…And not answer….because I don’t think either of them are particularly—not with each other at least
Favorite nonsexual activity:
Going on jogs that are too long because they keep trying to outdo one another.
Their favorite place to be together:
Jaime likes to celebrate weird annivsaries—like the time he first annoyed Brienne at the Gym, or that time that Brienne threw her drink in his face.
Brienne’s tonedeaf, so they don’t have one out of respect.
What they do for each other on holidays:
Jaime lets Brienne wear his sweatshirts because she gets cold and he wants her to stop complaining.
Where did they go for their honeymoon:
They’re not married. They’re both too lazy to put a wedding together, and Brienne has a lot of fears about “committing” because she’s scared of divorce.
Where did they first meet:
At Robert’s birthday party.
Everything. They just argue. A lot.
Do they go on vacations, if so where:
Beachy places. And not very often.
