Dragon Con Gothic, part 1
The Marriott carpet is new. But the Marriott carpet cosplayers somehow still match.
You started with 2 blond wigs. Now you have 4. When you pack on Tuesday, there will be 8.
You can take pictures in the Marriott, but the faces always turn out blurry.
Donate blood, they say. Get a free t-shirt, they say. Set a new record, they say. They don’t say what you’re donating blood to.
The game room is open 24/7. For 96 hours, the Hilton basement is busy with cards, miniatures, and endless roads in Settlers. Anything less, and we don’t know what would happen to the Hilton basement.
Parade staging starts at 8:30. When does parade staging end?
You can’t find your wig cap. You check under the bed, but all you see is quivering human hair.
You can’t remember when you made your hotel reservation, but your room is ready when you check in. The glowing sigil on your chest? That’s always been there.
You have been in the Hyatt-Marriott tunnel for hours. No one is moving. No one seems concerned.
