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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...
Happy Moon Day Monday!!!
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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.
Look: say what you want about the Roman Catholic Church (and I have said much, and will say much in future), but that bitch, as an institution, is a survivor.
In a huge way that's what even the current (a year after OP's post, this being the second time the Lefebrvists are being excommunicated) kerfluffle - and all "mad about Vatican II and the Church having the audacity to be more focused on proving that it serves the poor and the vulnerable than proving that it can tell people how they're allowed to have sex and that they're not holy unless they are also Catholic" piss-fits from so-called tradcaths - is about: in the middle of the twentieth century, and in some cases even solidly previous back into the nineteenth century, very powerful people in the establishment started heavy duty realizing that they were losing the laity at an alarming rate. And they realized that they were not losing them to Protestantism (which had also started losing people, in a large scale way) but that people were literally going " . . . maybe I just . . . don't want this church thing in my life" and often the tagline was "because frankly it makes me miserable, and sucks, and is hypocritical as everloving shit, and is just a lot of work really."
And you can shake your fist at that all you like on a purely moral angle (people should care more about the state of their soul than - !) but the Church did not survive the 1800+ years of violence and upheaval and threats from secular powers that actually did march right up to the gates with an army that felt ABSOLUTELY FINE about killing everyone inside . . . it did not get through all of these by ignoring the pragmatic realities. The schismatics will try to give you the impression that eg Vatican II reforms were the pet project of specific popes but almost 3000 bishops spent a number of years hashing them out and they were quite literally voted on by the assembly of bishops and at no point did any one of the reforms get less than over a two-thirds majority (the one that was the least amount over was actually the first vote on a thing about how to use broadcast media).
And the special status of Vatican City in the world is not something that was coincidentally bestowed or just Happened to the Roman Catholic Church. The historical struggles over control of the physical city of Rome, and the land surrounding it, and then post-Unification - like this was fought over and the key, core, most important part of it was at heart ensuring that the bishop of Rome - the Pope - did not actually answer to the laws of a secular power in terms of trying to do his job as pope. At certain points in history this de-facto wobbled as one secular power or another invaded Rome with "forcing the Church to do what I want" in mind, and the other side of the wobble was some OTHER secular power going HEY THAT'S OUT OF BOUNDS and people died over it; and then the point of the papal states was to go ok you can't do that anymore because we actually own a country around us, and then the people unifying Italy were like no we require Rome for lo what is Italy without Rome and there was a huge fucking fight about what to do about that before the Lateran treaties validated this weird little city-state we now have inside Italy and Rome called "Vatican City".
But this is because the Roman Catholic Church wants to survive, and wants to survive as what it can recognize as itself, and not answer to any king or president or anything else in terms of where its supreme pontiff Actually Lives.
But it is also weird, as OP says - except that in a way that makes it sound like this passive thing that just sort of Happened and Continued and in reality Vatican City is an idiosyncratic little peg in the long line of Wild Shit that this weird little institution has done in order to Keep Being Here, and Keep Being the Roman Catholic Church.
(To be clear, Lefebvre / Society of Saint Pius X members didn't excommunicated for opposing Vatican II or saying it was all terrible and the Church / popes were wrong to follow its direction. They got excommunicated for ordaining bishops without permission. Twice.)
While this is true in that the specific thing that has excommunicated them and made them schismatic, the reason they want to do that is 100% about Vatican II and about the popes being horrible and etc. Marcel Lefebvre, the founder of the society in question, founded the Society of Saint Pius X because he was very very very upset about things like religious liberty (the idea that believers in other Christianities were not inherently heathens, heretics or apostates just because they weren't Catholic, among other things). His entire purpose was a clear, vehement rejection of Vatican II, although he did tend to at least in public be circumspect about dissing the pope. At the same time, he was very clear about perceiving the entire enterprise as an error that the papacy was allowing, and his society was named after Pius X for a reason.
Shooting his mouth off about this got him told that his Society should in fact cease to be a society . . . which he refused to obey and he refused to disband it. The Church told him to do as he was told and told him that until he did as he was told he was not allowed to lead Mass or administer sacraments. He . . . . continued to do that.
Marcel Lefebvre started just ordaining priests - ones that he had trained, of course, and that shared his point of view - in spite of not having the blessing of his bishop and also being told, directly by the Vatican not to do that. He was almost hitting the end of his rope when Paul VI died, and despite his being a dick about things, John Paul I and II both tried very hard to treat him with kid gloves.
He was excommunicated (along with the rest of the Society) the first time (because remember this is the second time) in 1987, because he was dying and he wanted to make sure there was a bishop for the Society that toed his line, and he didn't have one handy. He did, and the act automatically excommunicated him. The Lefebvrists remained excommunicated until Benedict was a total marshmallow at them; to their dismay, Francis didn't like them as much and started informing them ...that they had to stop pushing their goddamn luck about getting in line with Vatican II.
The bishops they ordained to excommunicate themselves again this time? The reason they couldn't get papal approval for those bishops is because those bishops are also anti-Vatican II and make no bones about it and would continue the Lefebvrist line of insisting that they're a modernist, Freemason-born blight on the face of the Church, especially the parts about not everyone going to Hell if they're not Catholics and especially especially the parts about the Jews not being the murderers of Christ.
It is all, always, about Vatican II. Vatican II is the reason that the Lefebvrists exist as an organized, identifiable thing; Vatican II and their rejection of it is the reason that Lefebvre himself needed to do the Écône consecrations that got him excommunicated in the first place in order to make sure that a bishop who rejected Vatican II existed in order to leave his order to them, and it is absolutely 100% about needing bishops who held and hold the same stance on the reforms of Vatican II - and the papacy saying "No, you DON'T get to ordain those ones, they are NOT suitable, try again" - that meant the Lefebvrists went through with this set of consecrations, thereby automatically excommunicating themselves a second time.
Yes, the element of action that causes the automatic (no declaration by Papacy even needed!) excommunication is, indeed, that consecration.
But the reason they were doing it?
Is absolutely, 100% because they reject Vatican II and think it's a horrible blight on the Church that it happened and that it has not been rejected/repealed/recanted.
And it is important to keep in mind that they are doing so as a tiny fucking minority because even within the Church with all its flaws, nearly 3000 bishops got together, worked for multiple years, and overwhelmingly - always overwhelmingly, often at rates of 97%-3% - voted in favour of enacting them.
But it is always about Vatican II. If it weren't for their rejection of Vatican II they would never have had their candidates for bishops rejected, and it wouldn't be an issue!
Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!
If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.
In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.
What the fuck
Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.
I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.
Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films.
that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks
the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using
the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks
ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image
it’s an orb.
ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.
so
No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG
5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
i have had the biggest, most obnoxious craving for salads and lettuce on sandwiches since this news dropped, istg
Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other
#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?
I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.
#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny
I am deeply offended by this! I was reading thoughts on what D&D classes the characters of The Mummy (1999) would be, and there was a comment that Jonathan was obviously a rogue, but either a badly built one or one with shit dice rolls. And! Excuse you? Jonathan is a perfectly acceptable rogue! He rolls fine when he’s actually attempting to do something!
In the first movie alone, some of his greatest hits:
Successfully pickpocketed Rick on their first meeting, without Rick so much as joining the dots until later.
Survives a pitched battle on a burning ship without a scratch, and somehow gets the key from a burning hook-handed enemy mook in the process. (“And did I panic? I think not!”)
Survives a pitched battle in the Hamunaptra ruins while drunk, through liberal use of cover and picking off targets at range.
Rolls a Nat 20 on his deception check to avoid being massacred by a large group of hynotised enemies in the museum.
Survives the final pitched battle with the undead (again, through liberal use of cover, hiding and running).
Successfully makes his intelligence roll to translate the Book of Amun Ra (with the Help action from Evie).
Successfully uses the resulting control over the undead mooks to even out the battlefield, including the genius brain move of sending them after Ankh-Su-Namun to both save Evie and distract Imhotep.
Successfully pickpockets a lich while being strangled by him to regain the key and enable Evie to use the book to banish Imhotep altogether.
Yes, he’s fairly flimsy in direct battle, and if at all possible refuses to get to melee range with anybody. So he’s a ranged rogue, and has a tendency to use the environment to his advantage. But he’s clearly designed around Sleight of Hand, Charisma, and a decent sprinkling of Intelligence, and prefers to use object interactions and battlefield control to even out his odds. For all that, though, he fully will stay in melee range if he has no other choice, and take the opportunity to pickpocket the BBEG while he’s at it.
He's a perfectly serviceable rogue, he’s just not optimised for straight combat. And even there, as the second movie shows, he’s excellent at ranged combat. He just doesn’t like getting up close and personal.
Actually, going back and rewatching that final battle again ... I don't think that Jonathan stayed in range of Imhotep because he had no choice. He stayed in range specifically to pickpocket him.
I didn't realise before, but this whole battle starts with Evie telling Jonathan that the only way to kill Imhotep is to open the book and read the spell to banish him. Jonathan says it's locked, they need the key, and Evie then tells him it's in Imhotep's robes.
When Jonathan sends the priest mummies after Ankh-Su-Namun with the spell on the cover (saving both Rick and Evie in the process), Imhotep is coming right for him. However, Imhotep is then briefly disabled by watching the brutal murder of his lover all over again, and Jonathan ... could have run. There's a beat there where Imhotep is completely focused on something else, and Jonathan absolutely has the presence of mind to use that, but he doesn't. Imhotep, now incensed that Jonathan has murdered his lover, promptly spins back around and goes to murder him back, and is only stopped because Rick returns the favour from earlier and saves him.
At which point a lightly-strangled Jonathan stands back up and tells Evie he got the key.
He fucking stayed put on purpose because he knew they needed the key, that Imhotep had the key, and that he was the only person who could fucking pickpocket the BBEG mid-strangulation and get away with it, so long as someone could swoop in before the undead wizard actually killed him. Imhotep is immortal and immune to damage if they don't do something about that. This is a fight of attrition they cannot win. And his sister told him what they needed to stop it, so Jonathan went and got it.
He cheerfully calls himself a coward, and then he goes and fatally pisses off a lich as a distraction, and then stands still to be murdered for it in order to get close enough to pickpocket the immortal pissed off undead. It wasn't that he took the opportunity while being strangled, he set up being strangled in order to have the opportunity.
Say whatever the hell you like about that man, but he has never once failed to do something his family actually needed him to do.
Given the movie's release date, it's not that he's a 5e rogue but not one optimized for melee combat, he's a 2nd-edition thief.
My dumb ass thinking an ancient Egyptian named Edwin Smith Papyrus described breast cancer in 1600BC.
Artist's rendition of Edwin Smith Papyrus c.1600BC
Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.
the kids are alright
SCA garb guidelines say “before the 1600’s” which includes like. The Ice Age. Catch me rolling up to Pennsic on assorted pelts and the latest in attatl technology.
Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme
Thread here
Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.
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Rebagel for science pls.
like they both suck in some ways, but...
Mr. Rochester: yes, I tried to get you to marry me when my wife, who suffers from violent psychosis and can never get help in this era, was still alive. without you knowing about her. also you are 18 and I'm 40. I do love you, though, and when you're being Very Jane(tm) I love that too, even if it's inconvenient for me
St. John: I don't and cannot love you. but if you don't marry me and do everything I want, regardless of your own feelings and wishes, you're going to hell :)
Me when Jane found out Rochester was attempting bigamy: Run Jane run!
Me after meeting St. John Rivers: BRING ME BACK THE ATTEMPED BIGAMIST!!!
The way he tries to use her faith to manipulate her into a loveless marriage sickens me to the core in a way Rochester just can't achieve.
Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time
i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this
Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars
That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears
Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?