#thats sarcasm

[thebeingmerf]

Tiny comic about yesterday when I was trying to find the spot for Ally Club movie night

[toournextadventure]

Dude we all practically begged for the birb and Wednesday smut 

Of course we’re whores

but only because you write these characters so good so really who’s at fault here

Damn right yall are, bunch of silly gooses

It's never my fault, ever 😌

[letueriebeau]

Out of interest, read your posts and interested in how you handle/process the need for narcissistic supply? Do you manage a ‘healthy’ stream or do you handle the lack of?

Personally I don’t use that terminology, but I’ll use it for the sake of this ask.

Narcissistic supply is often characterised as the need for admiration. Well, the need for affirmation, acknowledgment, or just simple care is part of being human. However, people diagnosed with npd are very hypersensitive to the lack or perceived lack of acknowledgment compared to the regular person. At the core we’re trying to make up for something we were depraved of in our childhood, constantly seeking it out.

Im a very sociable, I adore peoples company. however I don’t look approachable, people tend to keep their distance or assume I prefer being alone. So I find it difficult getting my needs met.

In any case I could definitely manage my symptoms better. Although, I think I’ve come along way… I used to be worse….

[nystiaa]

first christmas were I'm sick

whooop

[iknownancy]

alex really cut his hair so our dear ace will be no longer in his sad boy era

[theghostyouwriteabout]

my classmate/friend: so, how are you doing

me: *dramatically* I'm this close to run away and go living in a castle in England so I can listen to Lana Del Rey and classical music, writing gay romance and running on the fields with the person I'd eventually fall in love with

me: and you

[parkneroses]

the avengers swap bodies. so do peter and harley. a series of thoughts collected very messily and badly.

peter isn’t scared of things that go bump in the night anymore

mostly because with his enhanced senses, everything goes bump all the time

but knowing he can fight off anything that comes his way helps with the nerves too

plus he’s like, a maximum of two rooms away from multiple supersoldiers, ex-assassins and men who fly around in metal death suits at all times when he stays in the tower after missions

so he’s fine

immune, almost

which turns out to be a bad thing when he wakes up and his whole room is just, glowing??

it’s a weird colour that he can’t exactly put a finger on

he doesn’t like it

but that’s probably not what he should be focusing on, so he pulls the cover off his body and gets out of bed

except he’s hit by a cold front as soon as he exposes his skin to the air

his.. skin...

he doesn’t sleep naked. where did his shirt go?

no matter. he gets up, and then- when the hell did he get so tall? 

he avoids falling over his feet long enough to make it to the common area where the avengers have assembled, and so has harley

except peter’s sleepy post-mission brain hasn’t registered that it’s harley, instead showing a mirror image of himself

and what the fuck? that’s so weird, does his brain not remember what harley looks like? are his eyes allergic to him?

-

so they’ve swapped fucking bodies. this is fine.

he is in harley’s very tall, very lean body and he’s fine. everything’s fine.

he knows tony’s in the lab trying to figure out how to get everyone back into their own bodies but tony is clearly lounging on the couch pouring doritos down his throat

so that’s probably clint

rhodey is nowhere to be seen, so he’s probably the one hosting tony’s erratic brain

steve and bucky, who conveniently switched bodies with each other, have retreated to their room

no doubt as to what they’re doing in there but peter doesn’t want to think about it

he scans the  rest of room, and is immediately so put off by seeing clint sitting with his legs crossed elegantly, a calm expression on his face as he reads a book

peter’s not sure clint can read, so that’s probably natasha.

bruce is unnaturally still. whoever’s in his body is probably under a lot of unexpected stress this early in the morning

and thor’s incapable of staying still for that long, so that must be rhodey

a search reveals natasha in the kitchen determinedly trying to eat a portion of lucky charms that is far too big for her: so there’s thor.

but thor’s body is lying on the area rug in the common room

every couple of minutes he runs his hands down his abs with a look of bewilderment on his face

by process of elimination this is bruce. this revelation would be a lot more interesting if peter had like, slept a little more

he’s been warned by harley that he’s not allowed to drink his usual 2,000 calorie coffee to wake himself up

apparently that’s like, difficult to metabolise? peter can’t relate.

-

peter who is not peter but in fact harley in a skinsuit looks very grumpy

and he sounds even grumpier when he speaks in peter’s high pitched voice which just sounds so stupid

“i can’t start my day without showering” good for you harley. hygiene is important. but sleepy peter don’t care.

“what do you want me to do? shower in your body? you smell fine”

harley in peter’s body is being mean to peter in harley’s body

“you’re so fucking stupid. how on earth would that help me? i need to shower in your body”

peter doesn’t give a shit what harley does in his body, he trusts him, it’s whatever

-

until it’s not whatever

harley is SHRIEKING at friday

he slips but he didn’t fall and he’s just wobbling aggressively 

and leaning his hands on the wall while he tries to lift up one of his feet but it’s stuck? even though the floor of the shower is wet

and he tries lifting his hand off the shower wall but it won’t come off? 

“friday get peter RIGHT NOW GET HIM RIGHT NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING”

peter is super weird about coming in, because “you’re naked, harls”

and Harley’s like “it’s YOUR BODY just TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON”

but peter is adamant. and very uncomfy.  “they’re YOUR eyes”

“my eyes are in my head i hate you so much if you were worried about me seeing you naked you shouldn’t have let me take a fucking shower”

he's so mean why is he so mean

-

turns out its because he’s, like, terrified for his life or something like that

so peter has to sit on the toilet seat and explain that he’s spider-man

and harley freaks out but he can’t move so he’s still stuck butt naked and shaking

peter has to explain how to unstick himself

and when harley finally gets free he goes to tackle peter for not telling him about being spider-man

but he’s naked and in peters body

peter is completely irrevocably scarred for life.

-

tony’s a crazy genius and gets them back in their bodies soon after

but apparently the alien glow stains? peter’s whole room is tinted chartreuse

so is every other room in the penthouse

but those ones are irrelevant and peter is sad 

chartreuse is such an ugly colour

[troycattribunny]

Katsuki, looking at Shouto’s licence, laughing

Shouto: whats so funny

Katsuki between bated breaths,: Oh my god, how bad of a father is Endeavor

Shouto:..

Shouto: ...you can read Kanji, can’t you...

Katsuki: He literally just named his child FireIce Oh my fucking god. How bad of a father is he

Shouto: fucking horrible can we fucking go back to fighting the bad guy.