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oh you're impressed that girls know so many Beatles songs???? the band that was very famously marketed to young women in the 60s??? the same band that is one of the most successful bands of all time BECAUSE of its predominantly women fan base????

#the audacity.#the beatles #my shitposting

white people are so................

anyways so my mama was telling me abt her day in church and that the pastor invited an old white woman he met at the post office and while she got up to give testimony she said and my mother quotes, "the blacks are good people" MIND YOU THIS IS A BLACK CHURCH IN THE SOUTH. AND U GONNA GET UP IN FRONT THE CONGREGATION AND CALL THEM THE BLACKS???? THE BLACKS. IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE. THE BLACKS. AINT NO WAY.

#cliffnotes/.txt #IM SO?#THE AUDACITY.#mama said she just got up and excused herself to the bathroom #im. theres no way #but theres also no way my mother would lie abt that she sounded so exhausted

kento saying he doesnt like sharing info about ppl who are dear to him and thats qhy reader didnt know about his friend but then she asks if said friend knows about her and he says yes WHYYY omg actually tjrowing up rn

that part actually made me wanna bite my fist in anger 😞 those ideas always pop up in my head when i’m ready to sleep

#— 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 .ᐟ #the audacity.#i love that man so much #which is why writing angst for him makes it better #does that make sense? no? oh well

Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tyres near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.