Um. I have a complaint here. I saw this guy across the street from the clocktower as I was coming home from the Ping-Pong Society and he was... pretty. Like, scarily pretty. Like, I was looking at the clock and then I noticed him and then when I glanced back at the clock, exactly ten minutes had passed? And I had no idea I was staring at him for that long? I was fine because I wasn't doing anything anyway, but like, what if I had been in the middle of a heated match of table tennis? I would be doomed! And what if I see this guy again, and we start talking, and we get closer, and suddenly he asks to watch me play table tennis? The people at the PPS already hate me for calling it "table tennis", I can't make them more mad by standing dazed with my jaw open for ten minutes because there's a pretty guy there! Could you put a sign up or something?? Or track that guy down and tell him to stay away from me? You'll know him when you see him, he's the pretty one.
Complaint: Scarily pretty guy steals time
By: Anonymous
Location: Across the street from the Clocktower
Logged: Yes
Resolved: No
Notes: Put a sign up that says "Beware: pretty guy". Sent employees and volunteers to track him down, none of them has returned.
