#the mangus protocol

[pastelsapphy]

I love how Heinrich Unheimlich specified to his human guests that he bought them a nice chair to sit in, as he is a monster who does not sit, and he paid 60 euros for it. He's an eldrich horror who makes haunted toys but he either went into a store or got a bank account and a credit card so he could buy a chair online. For his human friend to use once. Specifically says he bought this chair, he did NOT make it, therefore it is not cursed or haunted and is perfectly safe to sit in.

Or, at least, if it IS cursed and/or haunted, it's not his fault. He bought it for 60 euro

[eorjfls]

Has anyone written a fan fiction where The Distortion comes to Night Vale during a radio broadcast and is treated so casually by Cecil and even the interns. Like imagine The Distortion trying to warn or do something super creepy and weird and then Cecil’s like:

“Okay, and?”

[maeo-png]

never forget

[mittensit]

TMP 40 spoilers

Dane: (fucking dies)

Alice:

[sash0o]

I love the mangus protocol. Best show ever

[the-kingofdoritos]

My fave thing from the tmagp epilogue was this scene:

like, Alice is just having a breakdown of sorts and gwen is like "hmm, did lena have some kind of manual for this?" like GIRL NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THATTTTT!!!!

[cade-space]

Alice: It is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

[darkacademiaarchivist]

why does ALICE of all people have to deal with supernatural nonsense, she's trying her best to stay out of all that... let her live goddamn it