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Cade, they/them, 22 I enjoy making incorrect tma/tmp quotes posts and I love jmart

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My mom showed me this picture of her great aunt and I swear to god she looks EXACTLY like Marissa Marcell from the game Immortality like it's uncanny

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Y'all Want A Single by Korn should have been in Glee

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John in Mag 102: I can't just know things Elias that's crazy

John one statement later: Oh I know French now

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Jon even a few episodes later: 我不懂普通话，为什么？

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It's so funny because he isn't even learning the languages he can read through statements. The eye allows him to understand it but he isn't actually processing and learning it he's just reading it through Google translate and then after he's like "Huh, that was all in Hanzi. Why do it feel doomed."

[psychology-department]

“I love writing on walls, fuck you society!”

-Tim

‘Tim, this is actually a door. Not a wall.’

Regards,

Jon

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It's so funny to me that's there's such thing as mild cheddar cheese lol like what are you afraid of

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John: *smashing the table with an axe*

John: Hollow. Just cobwebs and du-

Not!Sasha in the distance: Oh no! Our table! It's broken! :)))

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John before breaking the table: And nothing can go wrong~

John in the very next recording: OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG!!!!!

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*tape recorder clicks*

John: Get this on tape in case I die or whatever

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Martin: John! What's the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?!

John: Raise the dead...

Martin: And what did you do?!!

John: Raise the dead....

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Martin: Elias Bouchard is the worst! And that's not just jealousy talking, I'd say that to his face.

Elias: *appears in doorway* Hello Martin

Martin: You're the worst. *slams door in face*

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Gerry: I'm a goth girl on the inside but on the outside? A father figure.

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You know, rivers catching on fire used to be a regular occurrence.

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Boring, even. Mundane. People just accepted that rivers had oil slicks floating on them that could be lit by somebody throwing their cigarette in the wrong place. Cities had regular protocols in place on what to do when the river caught on fire.

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The modern environmentalism movement wasn’t just started by hippies you know. Regular people cared about this stuff because their rivers caught on fire and existing near farms gave them cancer and by the 1970s they weren’t even seeing that much economic benefit from it.

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If you don’t live in a world where rivers regularly catch on fire it’s because of stuff like the clean water and air acts. A lot of rivers in the US that in the first half of the 20th century regularly caught on fire are now safe to swim and fish in.

A lot of environmental damage is reversible if we act. We’ve got a lot of success stories like this actually. A lot of formerly endangered species have come back, fish have returned to American rivers, the ozone layer is being restored.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen next with the environment but I hold out at least a little bit of hope. Because rivers used to catch on fire and now for the most part they don’t.

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Sasha: So, who are you kissing this new years?

Tim: The ground when I pass tf out

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Jon and Martin finding any bit of peace or levity in their day to day work lives,,,,,

Jon and Martin reading through statements with warm drinks and light music playing, Jon and Martin doing something silly to lighten the mood of the day, Jon and Martin bringing in funny mugs and little objects to work for their desks, Jon and Martin looking at each other at any mention of a dog, Jon and Martin dancing, Jon and Martin laughing, Jon and Martin sharing small talk,,,

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Heeeeyyyy guuuuyyysss so I published my first fic ever on ao3 and if you like jmart one shots you should give it a read. Non explicit hurt/comfort that still ends with dread!

💚

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60327298">

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John in Mag 102: I can't just know things Elias that's crazy

John one statement later: Oh I know French now

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Just wanted to pop back in and say that being more active in this community really lifted my spirits this year and has been a whole lot of fun. I'm very greatful for you all for welcoming me into it and making this such a positive experience for me thank you and bone apple teeth