#cadespace

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Martin: it must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a likable personality

Elias: shut up.

Martin: buy my silence.

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Martin: Elias Bouchard is the worst! And that's not just jealousy talking, I'd say that to his face.

Elias: *appears in doorway* Hello Martin

Martin: You're the worst. *slams door in face*

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Elias: Okay Jon I'll give you a key to the tunnels so long as you're careful

Jon: Whatever dad

Jon 3 minutes later: Supplemental. I'm in the tunnels and I wasn't careful she's gonna eat me

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Martin: Are you fucking with me right now?

Jon: The only thing I'm fucking is stupid so no

Martin: *sighs* You are not stupid.

Jon: No yeah I know, I just said it for the joke

Martin: ... The ace joke?

Jon: Ya it's pride month

Martin: ...

Jon: Happy pride mon-

Martin: We're in a fight right now

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John in Mag 102: I can't just know things Elias that's crazy

John one statement later: Oh I know French now

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John: *smashing the table with an axe*

John: Hollow. Just cobwebs and du-

Not!Sasha in the distance: Oh no! Our table! It's broken! :)))

[cade-space]

*tape recorder clicks*

John: Get this on tape in case I die or whatever

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John before breaking the table: And nothing can go wrong~

John in the very next recording: OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG!!!!!